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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Void Gems Collected:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchantments Applied:	128
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9242
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	249
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	86	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Villages Defended:	6

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Emeralds Found:	8635	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Towns Built:	7	Animals Bred:	138
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Items Found:	1557
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.