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AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	167
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	New Chunks Explored:	57381
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Star Shards Collected:	272	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	181077	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Farms Harvested:	398

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
New Chunks Explored:	524659	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!