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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7824 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!