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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7752 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!
