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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7725 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
