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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2310 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
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