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Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Camp, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, news headline, peace process, political tension, RETALIATION, Senior official, Server, truce talks, violence, Withdrawal

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crops Grown:	5331	Meteorites Collected:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Gaza up in here! We got Hamas withdrawin’ from truce talks left and right, just like players withdrawin’ from PvP battles when they see me comin’! Senior officials be sayin’ we got more drama than a soap opera, but hey, that just adds to the fun, amirite? So come on down and join the chaos, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server!

GeoDetainedCraft

#authorities, GeoDetainedCraft, Georgian citizen, illegal detention, occupation line, Report, Russian forces

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6868
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Love Letters Sent:	19

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, there’s this totally wild story about Russian forces trying to mess with a Georgian citizen near the occupation line. But, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server because we have magical protection spells that keep all the crazies away. Plus, we have unicorns and dragons roaming around, so it’s like a fantasy land up in here. Join us for the ultimate adventure and never worry about getting detained by Russian forces again!

ColdBrewCrafts

ALE, bar, Beer, Beverages, brewed, brewed coffee, cafe, Chilled, coffee, cold, cold beer, ColdBrewCrafts, drink, latte, Refreshing, room temp, Room temperature, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Not to mention, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!

Block and Load: Kid-Safe Server

BLOCK, child safety, child welfare, children, Crime Prevention, data analysis, data interpretation, firearm deaths, firearm regulations, gun control, Gun Violence, homicide prevention, kidsafe, LOAD, mental health, policy implications, public health, reduce murders, reduce suicides, research study, Server, statistical analysis, Suicide prevention, US gun laws

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1692	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! we have more fun than a barrel of creepers at a block party! our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the nether!

we got more than 6,700 ways to off yourself in style with our suicide-themed challenges! jump off a cliff, drown in a lake, get blown up by a creeper – the possibilities are endless! but wait, there’s more! we also have over 10,200 murder mysteries for you to solve! who killed steve? was it herobrine? or maybe it was a sneaky enderman!

join now and experience the thrill of child firearm deaths in a safe and virtual environment! who knew gun laws could be so much fun?! don’t miss out on all the action – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

GhoulTime COPY OF FANTAIM FOR YOU AND FRIENDS Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, COPY OF FANTAIM, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friends, Gaming, GhoulTime, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

The owner of the server «GhoulTime COPY OF FANTAIM FOR YOU AND FRIENDS» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ghoultime.mc-join.ru:35496

Not-so-Deadly Lifesteal: Where vampires thrive and creepers fear to tread! 1.18-1.21

1.181.21, ah, armor, Bedrock Support, blocks, cracked launchers, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Discord, emotes, fear, Furniture, Gui, LifeSteal, lifesteal system, Minecraft, NotsoDeadly, Players, Resourcepack, Server, Server Shop, Sethome, sklauncher, smp, Thrive, Tpa, Tread, Vampires, vanilla commands

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

NsD Lifesteal Minecraft Server

Overview
NsD Lifesteal, also known as NexusDark Lifesteal, is a small minecraft lifesteal smp server searching for new members. Currently, there are 2-4 people online daily with plans for growth. The server supports cracked launchers and offers custom items, armor, blocks, emotes, furniture, ResourcePack, GUI, a server shop, and enhanced vanilla commands.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Does the server support cracked launchers?	Yes, the server supports cracked launchers. We recommend using SKLauncher.
Does the server have bedrock support?	No, the server does not have bedrock support.
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.18-1.21
What unique features does the server offer?	– Custom items, armor, blocks, emotes, furniture, ResourcePack, GUI – Server shop for players to sell items – Enhanced vanilla commands like sethome, home, tpa – Fair lifesteal system where you only lose a heart when killed by a player
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/Hwb6nTEugV

PutinForPrez Minecraft Server

Candidate, Drumpft, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political beliefs, Politics, president, pro-Russia stance, pro-Russian, PutinForPrez, russia, Server, Ukraine, Voting, voting for change, voting process, voting rights, voting strategy, voting system

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian bear riding a unicycle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold elections for a pro-Russian president every week! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be fighting off creepers while trying to secure your spot as the next leader of Mother Russia. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the election, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into vodka bottles. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…Russian style!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

c#, Computer Architecture, computer science, computers, Hardware, high performance, Minecraft, multithreading, Parallel, performance optimization, PixelPunch, Programming Languages, Programs, SECURITY, Server, single threads, Software Development, software engineering, Speculative execution, systems language, Technology, Threads

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	125
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	230429
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	179
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more threads than a grandma’s knitting circle! Forget about high performance single threads, we’ve got multithreading for days! Our server is so secure, even the creepers can’t blow it up thanks to our anti-speculative execution measures.

Join us and witness the magic of programming in C on a whole new level. Our players have mastered the art of making programs use multiple threads like it’s nobody’s business. Say goodbye to boring systems languages and hello to the wild world of parallel programming on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of running multiple threads simultaneously while dodging creepers and building epic structures. Who knew programming could be this fun?

Ex’sHouseRaid Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Breakup, breakup aftermath, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, ex, ex’s house, ExsHouseRaid, final argument, getting stuff back, Keys, Minecraft, moving on, Permission, personal belongings, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	64
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to distract you from your breakup drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-boyfriend drama and collect your virtual belongings in peace.

Join us and let go of all the stress and anxiety caused by your ex’s antics. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted drama, and mine for diamonds to symbolize your newfound independence.

Don’t worry about being the AH in this situation – on our server, you’re free to do whatever you want without judgment. So come on over and start a new chapter in your Minecraft adventure!