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FoilFiasco Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, bbq, belittling, cold food, Communication, degrading, dinner delivery, feelings, foil in microwave, FoilFiasco, husband and wife, Intentions, kitchen safety, Marriage, microwave safety, Minecraft, misunderstandings, relationships, Server, smart enough

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3061
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	263
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and misunderstandings! Just like the time I tried to warn my wife about foil in her microwaveable dinner and she thought I was insulting her intelligence. But don’t worry, on our server, we promise to always have your back and never make you feel belittled (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come join us for some epic adventures and maybe even some cold BBQ! Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next on our server!

WeddingCrasherCuisine

aubergine, carbs, Catering, Cheeses, eggplant, Food, Hunger, implication, meat eater, menu, mini fridge, pasteurised, Pregnant, Rude, sandwiches, SNACKS, vegan, Vegetarian, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCuisine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4262
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of attending weddings with boring vegan menus that leave you feeling hangry and unsatisfied? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the excitement!

We offer a variety of virtual food options, from pixelated burnt aubergine to questionable cheeses that may or may not be pasteurized. And don’t worry about those intense bursts of pregnancy hunger, we’ve got plenty of carbs to satisfy your cravings.

Forget about rude brides and judgmental guests, on our server, you can eat to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye. So grab your virtual mini fridge, stock up on sandwiches and snacks, and join us for a wedding celebration that lasts for eternity (or at least until the server crashes).

Don’t be the rude one at the wedding, be the life of the party on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

can’t believe it, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, eXtraordinary, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, mind blown, Minecraft, moment, oh shit, OVERWHELMING, pinch me, pivotal moment, reality sinking in, realization, Server, shock, Surprise, surreal, this is really happening, turning point, unexpected, wow factor

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons? That’s the kind of crazy unexpected moments you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and plenty of surprises that will make you go “Oh shit, this is really happening?!” Trust us, you won’t regret joining this madness-filled Minecraft server!

BlockyBedroomDrama

BlockyBedroomDrama, Communication, compatibility, deal breaker, emotional connection, Intimacy, Partnership, physical connection, relationship, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sex drive, sexual chemistry, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, sexual expectations, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Animals Bred:	191
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner is off building dirt houses? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that boosts your sex drive to match your partner’s! No more awkward conversations about differing libidos, just pure mining and crafting bliss together. Join now and never worry about sexual compatibility in Minecraft again!

Hungry4Craft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic intervention, eastern europe, energy supply, escalates, EU action, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, Hungry4Craft, international relations, Minecraft, oil trade, political tension, Russian oil, sanctions, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	199	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7258	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary is demanding action against it? yeah, that’s right, this server is so fire, it’s causing international drama with russia and ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could be so powerful, amirite?

join us and be part of the chaos as we build, mine, and battle our way through epic adventures. plus, u never know when u might accidentally start a political crisis. it’s all in a day’s work on this server.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server on the internet. hungary and russia can’t handle us, and neither can u! let’s do this!

B52Craft: NATO Air Base Raid

Air, American military, Aviation, B-52 Bombers, B52Craft, base, Cold War era, Defense, eastern europe, historic landing, historic moment, international relations, long range bombers, Main Eastern Air Base, Military Aircraft, nato, NATO mission, Raid, Romania, SECURITY, strategic alliance, transatlantic partnership, US

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3583	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have B-52 bombers landing for the first time ever in romania but in minecraft world!!! fly around in these massive planes and drop TNT on unsuspecting players, watch out for the creeper explosions though, they might blow up your ride! join now for the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, just make sure to wear your blast-proof armor!

PirateSurvivor_Server

Adventure, arrested, BETRAYAL, British merchantman Princess, caribbean sea, Escape, escape plan, fictional character, jack sparrow, johnny depp, movie character, Naval Officer, orlando bloom, Pirate, Pirates of the Caribbean, PirateSurvivor_Server, Shipwreck, shirtless, survivor, Traitor, Will Turner

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4139	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join our minecraft server and pretend you’re will turner taking off his shirt after a shipwreck! we don’t care if you’re a traitor, we just want survivors! who needs the british when you can join our crew of misfits and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen! sail the high seas, pillage villages, and maybe even find some buried treasure (or just some diamonds, that works too). so what are you waiting for? set sail for adventure on our server and let’s make some hilarious pirate shenanigans together!

ChimpChatCraft

Analysis, Animal Behavior, Behavior, chimpanzees, ChimpChatCraft, Communication, Conversations, EAST AFRICA, Evolution, Gestures, humans, intelligence, Language, non verbal, PRIMATES, quick-fire, research, Similarities, Social, study, Wild

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got chimpanzees communicatin’ like humans up in dis bih! imagine talkin’ to a chimp while buildin’ ur epic castle, they be throwin’ gestures like nobody’s business. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft communication, fam. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda wildness anywhere else, so come join da fun and get ready for some serious monkey business! 🐒🤪 #chimpinainteasy #minecraftmadness

Futuria

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Factions, long term, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Projects, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Alien Abductions:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

For anyone who dreams of doing big projects on a long-term server! Futuria a survival server in 1.21 Available under discord presentation

futuria.mine.fun:25632

OrbisMc

Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitics, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, PvE, PvP, Realism, Roleplay, Server, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	295	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182

Unlike your regular towny server, we have geopolitics, an earth map, and most importantly realism, so if you ever liked mods, this is your server

DISCLOSURE WE DO NOT REQUIRE MODS

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