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When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	858491	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Emeralds Found:	7438
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	146
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

BRP Teresa Magbanua, China, Chinese coast guard, ChopstickCraft, Diplomatic tension, east asia, Escoda Shoal, foreign relations, intentional ramming, international waters, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incident, PCG, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial integrity

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

Melio: Where we trust you won’t grief… but let’s be real, we know you will. Good luck surviving!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	366
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind
Events

Our philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Melios SMP server?	You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided above.
Is there any sort of land protection or claiming system?	No, we operate on a trust system among our players.
Are there any plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without additional plugins.
How long has the server been running?	We launched about 4 months ago and have no plans to reset the world.
What kind of economy does the server have?	We use a diamond-based economy with a designated shopping district for transactions.

ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crops Grown:	7380
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

RateHimMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ores Mined:	7106	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Sheep” competition where players have to create the most outrageous sheep statue they can think of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction in the most creative way possible.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!