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ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ores Mined:	1147	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	122	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchantments Applied:	123	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

baffled, different tastes, hype, Hypeless, indifferent, Mainstream, Minecraft, misunderstood, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of tea, not my thing, Overrated, pop culture, puzzled, skeptical, skeptical attitude, smp, trends, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular opinion

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Star Shards Collected:	241
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8382	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3095	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ores Mined:	8855
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	51	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	816229	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7361	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!