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Madness & Laziness 1.20.5

1.20.5, anger, Backlash, criticism, dissatisfaction, dumb, Frustration, Incompetence, irresponsible, lack of effort, laziness, mad, madness, mean, negative feedback, poor performance, stupidness, underachieving, unmotivated, unproductive, unprofessional, work

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	711198	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of people giving you crap for being dumb and lazy, then come join our Minecraft server! We embrace the stupidity and laziness here, it’s like a safe haven for all the derps out there. Plus, who needs work when you can just mine and craft all day? It’s like a dream come true for us lazy peeps. So come on, join us and let’s be dumb and lazy together!

MomCraft: No Sis Allowed!

Allowed, anger, boundary setting, caregiving, Chronic illness, communication breakdown, Confrontation, difficult decisions, emotional conflict, emotional distress, estranged family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, financial burden, financial responsibility, medical bills, MomCraft, moral dilemma, Resentment, sibling rivalry, Sis, unresolved issues

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	115
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of family drama and financial obligations? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any crazy siblings demanding you pay for medical bills! Our server is a safe haven away from entitled family members who think they can guilt trip you into taking care of everyone.

Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you that you owe them anything. Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind! Because let’s be real, who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building a castle in Minecraft instead?

HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc

call to destroy Hamas, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, HamasCraft, Havoc, Holocaust survivors, Hostage, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MINISTERS, Négotiation, palestine, peace talks, Politics, RETURN, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

Mars Truck Rally

alien landscapes, celestial body, cooler, extraterrestrial events, extreme sports, future entertainment, gravity differences, gravity effects, interplanetary travel, lower gravity, mars, mars atmosphere, mars colonization, Mars missions, Mars settlement, Monster truck shows, off road vehicles, outer space events, Rally, science fiction, space exploration, space tourism, Truck

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

yo, imagine dis: you join dis cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you transported to MARS. yea, MARS, dawg. but not just any regular mars, a mars where monster truck shows are da bomb diggity. imagine doin sick tricks and jumps in a monster truck with less gravity. it’s like being in a real life video game, but in minecraft. if you wanna experience da thrill of monster truck madness on another planet, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got diamond armor for all your monster truck driving needs. so come on, join us and let’s get wild on mars!

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.

Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.

So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

Birdseed Bomberz

Birdseed, Bomberz

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Buildings Constructed:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as parking wars in the suburbs? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner prankster with our “Birdseed Bombs” plugin – just like the birdseed trick that got revenge on that pesky parker!

Create chaos and hilarity as you lure unsuspecting players into sticky situations with our unique plugins and features. Who knew that bird poop could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to shake things up and have a laugh, join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, parking in front of someone’s house may result in some unexpected surprises… 😉🚗💩 #BirdseedBombs #MinecraftMayhem

FreakyCraft: Kink Edition

bizarre fantasies, bizarre obsessions, eccentric tastes, Edition, FreakyCraft, kink, odd inclinations, offbeat fetishes, offbeat preferences, outlandish attractions, peculiar fetishes, peculiar kinks, peculiar proclivities, quirky fetishes, quirky interests, strange desires, strange fetishes, unconventional kinks, unconventional pleasures, unusual kinks, unusual turn-ons, weird fetish

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Votes:	7836
Zombie Dances:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ores Mined:	1301	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your weird fetish and kink needs!

Join us and explore a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to role-playing as a sexy creeper. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a BDSM dungeon crawl or hosting a furry convention in the Nether.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and let your freak flag fly? Come on, you know you want to!

CraftyLee’sBlockParty

adaptation, Asia-Pacific region, CraftyLeesBlockParty, Diplomacy, economic implications, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, global order, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, multilateralism, new reality, power dynamics, regional stability, security concerns, Singapore, SM Lee, strategic planning, US

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2202	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs the real world when u can live in a land of pure minecraft madness? come join us and let the chaos begin!

SlashCraft: Outrage Overhead

academic institutions, administrative costs, budget cuts, budget reductions, controversy, federal funding, financial impact, funding cuts, Government, Grants, nih, Outrage, overhead, overhead payments, policy changes, research, research facilities, research funding, Scientific community, scientific research, SlashCraft, universities

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4356	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so, like, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, the nih slashed overhead payments for research, and everyone is like, “whaaat?!?” but on this server, we don’t care about that, we just care about building epic stuff and having a blast!

come join us and build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! the possibilities are endless, just like the outrage over those slashed payments!

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamonds and gold! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft fun!

Starlight Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alumni, Axel Syrios, Balatro Hate Edition, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Gavis Bettel, Gen1, Gen2, gen3, Goldbullet, Haven, Holostars, Holostars -ARMIS-, Holostars -TEMPUS-, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Starlight

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Animals Bred:	164
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, fam, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Balatro Hate Edition but in blocky form! We got Holostars -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- Gen1, Gen2, and Gen3 all up in here, ready to throw down some epic gameplay.

Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Jurard T. Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are all waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the pixelated world.

The OP template is fire, the songs playlist is lit, and the magmaboard is poppin’ off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join now and let’s get blocky together! 🤪🔥🎮