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Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	239
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchantments Applied:	134	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	327	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	8973
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Void Armor Forged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Star Shards Collected:	259	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2027
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.