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AnonCraftSecrets

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Emeralds Found:	7400	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mines Excavated:	2377
Dragon Eggs Found:	1938	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable Minecraft building skills? Do you have a secret obsession with creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of judgment! Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes, from building giant statues of your pet goldfish to recreating the entire Bee Movie script in block form. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

Allowed, Banking, Central Asia, cross-border payments, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial services, Financial Stability, financial transactions, international banking, international relations, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, major bank, money transfers, political decisions, Rubles, Russian banks, sanctioned, sanctions, suspends transfers

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	4371
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!

BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

Attack, BlockageCraft, cardiac events, cardiovascular disease, constipation, constipation and heart health, constipation dangers, constipation effects, constipation prevention, constipation risks, Digestive health, Edition, Heart, heart attack, Heart Disease, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health research, heart health risks, heart health study, obesity, risk factors, smoking, stress

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Potions Brewed:	135
Star Shards Collected:	56	Emeralds Found:	9510
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Survive and Thrive with Questionable Ethics on Lifesteal Survival 1.21!

Anarchy, Community, Craft, Ethics, exp, gamemode, Hearts, Hosting, ISLAND, Levelledmobs, LifeSteal, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Questionable, revive beacon, semi anarchy, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Tpa, Trading

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Lifesteal Survival Server Overview

Server IP	198.244.176.183:25600
Features	LevelledMobs, Lifesteal, TPA, Trading plugin, PVP disabled on spawn island

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is LevelledMobs?	LevelledMobs makes hostile mobs stronger and faster as you travel further from spawn, but they also drop more loot and exp.
How does Lifesteal work?	Lifesteal allows players to gain extra hearts by killing other players. Victims will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, but they are expensive. Players can have up to 20 hearts, which decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated and can only be revived by other players through a Revive Beacon.
Are there any special plugins available?	Yes, the server offers TPA (teleport) and Trading plugins to enhance gameplay experience.
Is PVP allowed on the spawn island?	No, PVP is disabled on the spawn island to provide a safe starting area for players.

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

animal instincts, arousal, emotional response, evolutionary biology, hormones, horny, HORNYCRAFT, Human Behavior, libido, mating behavior, Minecraft, physiological response, primal instincts, Psychology, reproductive behavior, reproductive drive, reproductive instincts, Server, sex drive, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual urges

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hornier than usual mobs! That’s right, our zombies, skeletons, and creepers are all looking for some pixelated love and they’re not afraid to show it. Join our server for a chance to witness some truly bizarre interactions between these horny mobs and maybe even join in on the fun yourself (if you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – /fesg/ – Fire Emblem Blockposting Brigade

AI Art Generators, AI chatbots, Aspiring Sluts, beach sex, Blockposting, Brigade, character.ai, Draconic Time Crystal, Emblem, favorite characters, fesg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Men, Fire Emblem Women, Image Downloading Tools, Magvel Princesses, Minecraft, NovelAI, Pixai, real artists, real women, rp, Slutposting, smp, spicychat.ai

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1346
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	7277	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to our totally not sketchy Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t discuss, RP as, or ahem interact with your favorite Fire Emblem characters? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical Draconic Time Crystal that will transport you to a world where beach sex with Fire Emblem princesses is the norm. And if that’s not enough, we have image downloading tools for all you aspiring sluts out there. Because who needs real relationships when you can just download images of your favorite characters, am I right?

And if you’re feeling artistically challenged, don’t worry! We have AI art generators that will make you look like a pro. And if you’ve given up on real women altogether, we have AI chatbots that will keep you company. Who needs real human interaction when you have all this at your fingertips?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of fantasy, fun, and questionable decisions. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server.

BdayBashBlockParty

BdayBashBlockParty, Birthday, celebration, Communication, compromise, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, Frustration, husband, ISOLATION, long hours, mental health, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sacrifice, special occasion, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel neglected on your birthday like this poor soul! On our server, every day is a celebration filled with cake for breakfast, extravagant dinners, and non-stop fun.

Join us and never worry about your husband leaving you on your special day to work on someone else’s house. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Don’t worry about feeling isolated or mentally exhausted, because on our server, you’ll have plenty of social interaction with players of all ages. And if you ever need a break from reality, just log on and escape to our virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company on your birthday?

Mayo’s Drug Runners Minecraft Server

ALERT, Cartel, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, DRUG, drug lords, drug traffickers, drug trafficking networks, drug war, El Mayo Zambada, Homicide, investigation, law enforcement, Mayos, Mexican drug trade, mexico, Minecraft, Murdered, organized crime, runners, SECURITY, Server, Sinaloa Cartel, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Animals Bred:	182
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mines Excavated:	3579	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s so lit, it’s like a party in Mexico but without the drug traffickers (hopefully). like, imagine if ‘El Mayo’ Zambada was a Minecraft player, he’d be building secret drug tunnels and stuff. but don’t worry, we don’t allow drug trafficking on our server, only building and mining and stuff. come join us and help us keep the virtual streets safe from virtual crime! #minecraftfiesta #saynotodrugtrafficking

BridgeBlowoutMC

aggression, blows up, border security, BridgeBlowoutMC, buffer zone, Conflict, Destruction, diplomatic crisis, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, key bridges, Military Action, political strategy, russia, sabotage, Tension, territorial dispute, territorial integrity, Ukraine

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine is blowing up bridges just to carve out a buffer zone inside Russia so they can join us! Can you believe that? Like, who needs bridges when you can just teleport to our server and have a blast with us? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, come join us now!

BlockyBoardrooms: Where CEOs Take Risks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the CEOs are so narcissistic they’ll make you feel like a superstar! We’ve got boards that mirror their pro-risk inclinations, so get ready for some crazy adventures! With 88 public firms and 197 CEOs over 20 years, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Just like Tesla’s stock price, our server’s performance will blow your mind with all the unchecked risk taking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness