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MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

?1.16.5-1.21?

play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension Hops:	12

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!