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RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

BARRAGE, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Hamas, idf, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, north, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Upper Galilee, violence, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4740	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Falling into the Void:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we be launchin rockets like it’s the 4th of July up in dis bish! we got da wildest battles happenin in Upper Galilee, it’s like a war zone up in here but wit blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and stuff. come join da madness and see if u can survive da rocket barrage! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AlJazeeraHamasExposed

Al Jazeera, AlJazeeraHamasExposed, Evidence, gaza, gaza conflict, Hamas, idf, intelligence, investigation, Israel, Journalism, Media, member, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, palestine, Propaganda, reporter, seized file, Terrorism

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	3064
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Animals Bred:	71

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

oh, and get this, we once had a player who built a whole city out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS. it was like bling bling central up in here.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. like, we’re talking enchanted swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind and make u laugh till u pee ur pants, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Stormy Lagoon: Where griefing is frowned upon but dad jokes are always welcome!

Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, Community, creativity, crossplay, dad, Economy, Enchantments, Features, frowned, gameplay, Griefing, Homes, jokes, lagoon, Leaderboards, Leveling, marketplace, PvP, Server, Skills, smp, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Farms Harvested:	435	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Server Details
Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQs

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Consensual PvP is enabled on our server. PvP is disabled by default, but players have the option to engage in PvP.

Q: How can I obtain ranks and perks on the server?

A: All ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay. We have a non-Pay-to-Win setup.

Q: Are there special features like mcMMO on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom-coded Stormy Tools with unique enchantments, as well as mcMMO with skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can protect your builds by using the advanced land claiming system on the server. This allows you to control who has access to your builds.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, our server has crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

10 years ago, Absolute Best Animation, Archive, Bash, blocky, boogie, dogfight, explosion, Gifs, long tail tags, Minecraft, Old anime, Server, Share, Special effects, Subject, tags, Thread, webm, Webs, Wings of Honneamise

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	71218
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

SelfImprovementCraft SMP: Global Glow-Up Gang

Communication, Confidence, creepy, emotional intelligence, Gang, Global, glowup, International, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, personal development, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, SelfImprovementCraft, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Tips

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Do you want to avoid those creepy players who always seem to find you in-game? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. Our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dietary restrictions, disrespectful behavior., embarrassing behavior, language barrier, language misunderstanding, Minecraft, party etiquette, party guest etiquette, party manners, PartyPig, public humiliation, relationship dynamics, Server, social expectations, social faux pas, social graces, social interactions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, like the time my girlfriend insulted my coworker in a language she thought no one understood, only to be called out in front of everyone! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic builds, insane mods, and a community that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, don’t insult anyone in a language you think no one understands, because you never know who might actually speak it!

PupCraft: GF Edition – WIBTA?

apartment, Behavior, Bond, compromise, confusion, consideration, dachshund, decision, dream dog, Edition, family, fear, girlfriend upset, love, opinion, pet, PupCraft, relationship, small dogs, Storm, Support, Training, WIBTA

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Emeralds Found:	9012
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of dachshunds! 🐶🌭

Are you tired of boring servers that don’t appreciate the majesty of small dogs? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of playing alongside our virtual dachshund army. These tiny warriors will bark and jump their way into your heart, bringing chaos and cuteness wherever they go.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of well-trained dachshunds, led by the legendary Teddy himself. Rumor has it that he still snuggles into beds during virtual storms, providing comfort and companionship to all who seek his wisdom.

So, why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and become part of the dachshund revolution? Don’t let anyone tell you that small dogs can’t be trained – our dachshunds will prove them wrong, one bark at a time.

Join now and unleash the power of the dachshunds! 🌭🐾 #DachshundDomination

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health practices, Mental health resources, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4274	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a therapy llama named Larry who gives the best emotional support while you build your dream base! Larry once defeated a group of griefers by spitting on them until they ran away crying. Plus, our community is so wholesome that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. So come join us for some laughs, love, and llama therapy sessions!

FoodGrossOutCraft

contamination, Disgusting, Food, Food Safety, FoodGrossOutCraft, foreign object, gross, health hazard, hygiene, Nasty, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., Surprise, unappetizing, unexpected, unexpected discovery, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!

MachadoCraft2020

activism, Campaign, Crisis, Democracy, election, Government, Latin America, leader, machado, MachadoCraft2020, MARCHES, opposition, opposition candidate, opposition leader, opposition party, Political, political movement, protest, Rally, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

So, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this chick, Machado, leading all the election marches. she’s like a total boss, leading us to victory and stuff. it’s like a revolution, but in Minecraft, ya know? join now and be part of the epic battle for freedom and democracy in this virtual world. plus, we got like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!