🍆💦skinny top Minecraft Servers

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5501	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9923	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	536465

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Inspiring skinny top Minecraft Servers

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

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BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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Fruit Salad with Beets

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BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

Stats November 22, 2024

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Alien Abductions:	2

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4