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A Private Server

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5321
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Join our cracked Minecraft server for a fun, friendly community! Enjoy survival, mini-games, and custom events. No premium account needed—everyone’s welcome!

mum-02.wraithnodes.net:9807

Future Craft 2025 1.21.3

1.21.3, 2025, achievement, advancement, AMBITION, anticipation, aspirations, Craft, determination, doesn’t own daki, dreams, Future, goals, innovation, motivation, Planning, Preparation, progress, success, Technology, Time, Waiting

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server now and become a part of the daki-less revolution!

>2025>doesn’t own daki But who needs a daki when you can have a diamond sword in Minecraft?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while pretending you don’t own a daki!

Who needs a body pillow when you can have a creeper explode in your face?

Join now and be a part of the daki-less gang, where we prioritize pixelated swords over waifus!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and show off your lack of daki ownership with pride!

SillySMPHookups – Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, funny, Humorous, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, sex, SillySMPHookups, smp, Someone, strange, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, the reason you should join? Well, let me tell ya, it’s because we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they’ve had the most ridiculous reason for having sex with someone. Like, one time, this dude said he did it because they both sneezed at the same time. Can you believe that shiz? So if you wanna be part of this wacky world, come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get up to. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCritterz

animal kingdom, Animal lover, casual conversation, CraftyCritterz, favorite amphibian, favorite animal, favorite bird, favorite creature, favorite domestic animal, favorite exotic animal, favorite fish, favorite insect, favorite mammal, favorite marine creature, favorite pet, favorite reptile, favorite species, favorite wildlife, fun question, light-hearted, playful inquiry

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft server, we don’t just have your average animals like cows and pigs. We’ve got rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and even talking chickens that give out quests! So if you’re tired of the same old boring animals in Minecraft, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real animals when you can have magical creatures on our server? Trust us, it’s a zoo like no other!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Cancel, climate change, colombia, corporate responsibility, EcoCraft, economic impact, energy policy, environmental activism, environmental concerns, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., international relations, Minecraft, national oil company, Natural resources, OIL INDUSTRY, president, Server, south america, US venture

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions!

MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America

America, CHANGE, commentary, culture, Evolution, germany, global affairs, Grandmas, Identity, international relations, leadership, Merz, MerzCraft, Observation, opinion, perspective, Politics, Shift, society, transformation, US, Warning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ores Mined:	3596
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!

come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, voice chat

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mines Excavated:	2742
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Quirm SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
・Pure vanilla experience with twists
・15+ players on weekends
・Proximity chat gameplay

・20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil and have common sense
Must have Discord account to join
Show respect to others at all times
View more detailed guidelines and rules in Discord

Additional Info

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla aspect
Obtain exclusive items through events
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4

Apply Now! VIA: Discord [Quirm SMP] Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?: A: All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect of the server.
Q: How do I join the server?: A: You must be at least 16 years old, have the Simple Voice Chat mod, and a Discord account. Join through the [Quirm SMP] Discord.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: A: Yes, you must be civil, respectful to others, and follow the detailed guidelines and rules provided on Discord.
Q: What versions of Minecraft does the server support?: A: The server is exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4.

Ethereal Oasis 1.20.1

1.20.1, Admiration, ai, Assistance, big boobs, desire, Ethereal, Exploration, FANTASY, fat titties, Help, Naomioop, Naomiwastaken, Oasis, Obsession, of, online content, onlyfans, social media, Streamer, streaming, Support, Technology

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Void Gems Collected:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! We got all the AI bots you need to help you uncover those elusive titties, man! Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re all about mining for those juicy secrets, ya feel me? Come join the madness and let’s uncover the truth behind those fat titties together! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of chaos, because things are about to get wild in here!

GrudgeMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

grudge history, grudge holding, grudge list, GrudgeMaster420, harboring resentment, holding grudges, holding onto anger, lingering grudge, long-standing grudge, long-term grudge, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor dispute, petty argument, petty disagreement, petty grievances, petty grudge, petty resentment, Resentment, smp, trivial grudge, trivial offense, unresolved conflict

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato and he’s convinced it’s the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other dude who keeps stealing everyone’s diamonds but he leaves behind a trail of glitter so it’s like a sparkly treasure hunt. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s pure chaos but so much fun! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical dolphin. Like, how insane is that?! So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together! #potatopower #llamaraces #dolphinwishes

McBurgersNoMore

cooking at home, cravings, dieting, fast food, fast food alternatives, fitness goals, food addiction, health journey, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, McBurgersNoMore, meal planning, mindful eating, motivation, nutrition, progress, quitting fast food, self-discipline, success story, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with evil mobs alongside your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Baconator and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So say goodbye to boring old fast food servers and come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and llamas armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t regret it!