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PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	76
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	131

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	734713	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! 🔥🌿

attribution, belief in climate change, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change beliefs, climate change impact, ClimateCraft, Confidence, democrats, Experience, extreme heat, extreme weather events, extreme weather perception, Heat, linking, negative impacts, political affiliation, republicans, US adults, weather attribution, weather events, Wildfire

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!