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Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8061	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have villagers who are constantly getting it on! That’s right, witness the scandalous love affairs of our pixelated friends as they reproduce like there’s no tomorrow. Join now for a front-row seat to all the steamy action!

StereotypeSlayer Minecraft SMP – “Don’t Just Mine, Shit on Stereotypes”

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to embrace their inner chaos and cause mayhem wherever they go.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. We have a strict “no holding back” policy when it comes to trolling, so get ready to get creative with your mischief.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. From epic PvP showdowns to massive building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can challenge each other to duels for bragging rights.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

SkipCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that teaches you how to game the system like a pro? Look no further than our server, where we encourage you to work smarter, not harder, just like Max and his community college classes!

Join us and learn how to skip high school classes like a boss, while still getting credit for them. Show up with a transcript from our virtual community college and watch as your grades magically improve without even setting foot in a classroom.

Our server is perfect for those who want to stick it to the man and game the system like a true rebel. Who needs high school teachers when you can outsmart them with online classes and come out on top?

So if you’re ready to level up your education in the most outrageous way possible, join us now and start gaming the system like a pro! Just remember, we’re all about working smarter, not harder, so leave those high school classes in the dust and join us for a wild ride of education and rebellion.

SickDayDenierAITA

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	439	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4198	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of feeling judged for taking sick days on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where sick days are celebrated and encouraged!

We understand the importance of self-care and taking time off when you’re not feeling well. Plus, we have a special “bereavement week” where you can mourn the loss of your favorite pixelated pet or virtual castle.

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad for prioritizing your health and well-being. On our server, we support you 100% and even have virtual chicken soup to help you feel better.

So come join us and leave the judgment at the door. Let’s build a world where sick days are just as important as mining for diamonds!

MemeLord Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Towns Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of being a noob on boring Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we fight, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we always have each other’s backs (unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llama warriors who roam the land in search of justice (and carrots). Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their spit and sheer determination.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you go crazy, you’ll never go back!

Block Pride Parades!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t let you express yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate pride parade every day! Build rainbow houses, ride unicorns, and slay dragons in fabulous outfits. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!

LebCraft: Power Plant Party!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

so, lebanon is like, having a power outage, right? but guess what, our minecraft server has ALL the power, like, we never run out of power cuz we got magical power plants that never shut down. join our server and never worry about losing power again, cuz we gotchu covered, fam. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. it’s like a magical wonderland up in here, so come join the fun and never worry about power outages again!

MCSUGARS: Where diamonds are sweeter than sugar! No whitelist, just diamond economy & player warps. Join us on Java & Bedrock!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

MCSugars Minecraft Server

IP	mcsugars.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8
Description	MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance). You can also claim land, create player warps, and set up chest shops to become the richest player!
World Border	50000
Map Size	10,000,000,000 blocks
Bedrock IP	bedrock.mcsugars.com
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I start playing on MCSugars server?

A: You can join by entering the IP “mcsugars.com” in your Minecraft client.

Q: How can I earn diamonds in the economy?

A: You can earn diamonds by mining them or trading with other players. Use commands /deposit or /withdraw to manage your diamond balance.

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: Yes, you can use land claiming feature to protect your territory and build securely.

Q: How do player warps work?

A: You can set up player warps to invite other players to visit your creations or shops easily.

Q: What can I sell in chest shops?

A: You can sell high demand items like diamonds, enchanted gear, or rare resources to become the richest player on the server.

MassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old sermons in real life? Do you want to confess your sins to a virtual priest who won’t judge you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for weekly mass where the only thing you’ll be confessing is how much you love playing on our server. Trust us, the Pope has nothing on our virtual clergy. So come on, join us and let’s pray for some epic loot together!

Minecraft SMP – StableDude69

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you! We’re talking no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed here.

But why should you join this exclusive club, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground society of furries who create the most epic art you’ve ever seen? We’re talking furry artist tags, real artist tags, and even a community spreadsheet that will blow your mind!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got resources galore! From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got everything you need to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Plus, we have crazy tools like the Openpose editor extension and online pose editor that will have you striking epic poses in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got local setups for Nvidia, AMD, and CPU users, so no matter what hardware you’re rocking, we’ve got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our guides and extras – learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and optimize Stable Diffusion like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the wildest, most insane gaming community you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club! See you in the game, gamers!