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Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amazon, Anime, Black, black hair, black plague, bombing Japan., bus, CAR, Ebay, electricity, facebook, Game System, GOOGLE, hair, instagram, Japan, Justinian, Minecraft, moon landing, myspace, nikola tesla, nuclear waste, planet destruction, Richard Trevithick, Rocket, Server, skidoo, song, TANK, Train, useless, Welfare, Wernher von Braun

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4639
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

ShadowCraft

action, Alexia, Anime, Characters, CID, comedy, critique, FANTASY, Fun, harem, love her attitude, mc, one-upped, Shadow, shadow girls, ShadowCraft, Show, sidelined, sister, The Eminence in Shadow, Watched 5 episodes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Alexia, the fearless warrior, leads her band of misfit players on epic quests to conquer the land! Watch as her sister, the master builder, constructs incredible structures that defy the laws of physics. But beware of Cid, the prankster, who will stop at nothing to sabotage your plans!

And don’t even get us started on Shadow and his harem of shadow girls. They may seem intimidating, but they’re no match for the power of friendship and teamwork on our server. So come join us and show them who’s boss! Just remember, in this world of chaos and craziness, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lewandowski’s Block Party

BLOCK, bros, brothers, Communication, Conflict, confusion, coping, emotions, family, Frustration, Lewandowski, Lewandowskis, overwhelm, Party, relationships, resolution, response, Shit, sibling rivalry, stress, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	1745	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	100
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because lewandowski bros. is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary diamond-encrusted cheese block. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living it up with the lewandowski bros.? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, deceptive flattery, disguised insult, double-edged praise, fake praise, insidious compliment, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, left-handed compliment, masked criticism, passive-aggressive compliment, sarcastic compliment, shady compliment, sly compliment, sneaky jab, snide compliment, subtle insult, two-faced compliment, underhanded praise, veiled jab

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.

So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Biden’s Creeper Kingdom

Abuse, Accountability, accusations, allegations, Bidens, Blame, controversy, creeper, DAUGHTER, fair, Family issues, joe biden, Justice, Kingdom, molesting, Politics, raping, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, society, speculation, Truth, victim blaming

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Love Letters Sent:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Joe Biden’s hair plugs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Joe himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and conspiracy theories that will make you question everything. Who knows, maybe even Joe’s daughter will log on and spill the tea on her dad. So come on, join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Crafty Trannycoin Bros: Mining, Building, and LOLs Await!

Await, bros, building, Crafty, lols, Mining, trannycoin

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	7195	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Do you ever wonder what it’s like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is waiting for his next challenger!

BreakfastCraft

breakfast foods, breakfast options, cuisine, culinary delights, culinary traditions, cultural experiences, culture, Dining, Exploration, Food, Foodie Adventures, global flavors, international cuisine, local dishes, morning meal, tasty meals, traditional breakfast, travel, unique dining experiences

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	134
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4316	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and find out which country has the best traditional breakfast… in Minecraft! Dig through virtual landscapes and mine your way to discovering the ultimate breakfast dish that will have you craving virtual pancakes and bacon all day long. Join now and embark on a hilarious culinary adventure that will have you laughing and munching on pixelated breakfast goodies in no time!

EeveeEmpire

Aesthetically Pleasing, Auto Legendary Spawning System, Battletower, Beautiful EV, Blissey Training Area, Catch Combos, Chat Tags, Economy, Eevee Empire, FLAN Claiming System, Global Tasks, MissingMons, MysticMons, Pasture Breeding System, Pixelmon, Player Chest Shops, Player Gyms, PokeSell, PvE, Ranked ELO System, Stats Dex Ranks, Survival, TMs System, Trivia GTS, Weekly kits, Wondertrade

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Animals Bred:	168	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Potions Brewed:	42

Eevee Empire

Ip: play.eeveeempire.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/wZAZy8FXxZ

Welcome to the ultimate Cobblemon kingdom! Embark on your adventure in a realm crafted with a fresh new map and custom features, ensuring a relaxing and enjoyable experience for every player, and ready to grow.

Just like Eevee, your adventure can take many unique and exciting paths. Our server is always finding new ways to let you customize your experience! An empire’s strength and splendor come from the community that builds it—brick by brick, soul by soul. Join us for a breathtaking Cobblemon journey and become part of something extraordinary!

play.eeveeempire.com

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Tag, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Emeralds Found:	9531
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lixf.vanillaboxmc.ru

Medellin Madness

colombia, crime, Cultural differences, Europeans, GOMORRAH, History, Latin America, madness, medellin, misconceptions, narcos, new world, pablo escobar, PRETEND, Sodoma, south america, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, Urban Legends, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Votes:	9261	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the Medellin of the gaming world – except without the drugs and violence (we promise).

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last part). But seriously, our server is so lit that even Europeans think it’s the Sodoma and Gomorrah of the new world. Why? Because we have the craziest events, the most epic builds, and the friendliest community this side of the digital universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness

50-50, ask-the-audience, blocks, chances, Contestant, correct answer, Entertainment, Fairness, game of luck, game show, incorrect answers, lifelines, LOSING, Lucky, madness, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Odds, phone-a-friend, Probability, random selection, statistics, television, winning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dimension Hops:	14	Buildings Constructed:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of games that rely on luck? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the odds are always in your favor! With a 690.08% chance of winning, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Our lifelines include calling a Minecraft expert friend with a 95% success rate, asking the Minecraft audience for help (also 95% success rate), and the 50-50 option where we remove two wrong answers, leaving you with a guaranteed correct choice. With these odds, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft millionaire in no time. Don’t waste your time on games of chance, join our server and dominate the virtual world!