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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5649 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 9360 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.
oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.