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Blocky Babes: Where Pixels Become Pretty Pixels

Babes, beauty standards, blocky, body positivity, character design, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, female character, female empowerment, FEMINIST, illustration, incel, make pretty female character, Misogyny, pixels, PRETTY, real woman, strong female character, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS, YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A REAL WOMAN YOU FUCKING INCEL

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Votes:	9737	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can make the prettiest female character you’ve ever seen! And trust us, you’ve never seen a real woman like this before, you incel! Join us for a chance to experience the most gorgeous avatars and unleash your inner fashionista.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server is built on top of a secret treasure trove, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?

And if treasure hunting isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-maned unicorns and frolic through fields of pixie dust. It’s a magical experience that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fairytale land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! And remember, no incels allowed – only real gamers need apply.

Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome

Allowed, armed militia, Christian Nationalism, Crafty, death, ENEMY, fascism, fascist, germany, Human, human monster, internet, Israel, Mental well-being, Minorities, Monsters, morally reprehensible, nazi, Nazis, punching nazis, shitposter, TOXIC, Trumpism, Zionism

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!

Crafty Neets Club

achievement, aspirations, club, Crafty, determination, dreams, fulfillment, goals, hard work, inspiration, life choices, made it, motivation, neets, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, regret, satisfaction, self improvement, success, worth it

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Potions Brewed:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, explosive creepers that do the Macarena before blowing up, and a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon named Barry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies show off their best Moonwalk.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Crafty Creeper Comedy Club

applause, Audience, club, comedy, Crafty, creeper, critique, Crowd, enjoyment, Entertainment, entertainment industry, Experience, Good show, live event, memorable, opinion, Performance, Quality, reaction, review, satisfaction, stage production, talented performers, Theater

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Oh honey, it was better than good, it was EPIC! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS RAIN! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where zombies drop sick beats. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BootyCraft: Ahoy Land Lubbers!

Adventure, Ahoy, BOOTY, BootyCraft, captain, compass, CREW, jolly roger, Land, Lubbers, matey, nautical, Ocean, Parrot, Pirate, Plank, plunder, Rum, sailing, sea, Ship, skull and crossbones, Swashbuckler, Treasure

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Runes Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are ye tired of boring old Minecraft servers where ye just mine and craft all day? Well, come aboard our server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for epic battles with giant squids and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants wishes to all who find it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house that can fly? No problem.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again!

WarhammerCraft: Where Creepers Fear the Emperor

APPROVED, CREEPERS, emperor, FANTASY, fear, Franchise, Gaming, Miniatures, strategy, Tabletop, V, video games, vidya, Warhammer, warhammer 40k, Warhammer Community, Warhammer enthusiasts, Warhammer fans, warhammer fantasy, Warhammer gaming community, warhammer lore, warhammer online, warhammer universe, WarhammerCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	529810
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Dimension Hops:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the pixelated realms of Warhammer, an approved /v/ vidya franchise that will blow your mind!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, on our server, you’ll battle against Orks, Chaos, and even Space Marines as you fight for dominance in the world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we have custom weapons and armor that will make you the envy of all your friends. Want to ride a Warhammer 40k Dreadnought into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about wielding a chainsword that can slice through anything in your path? We’ve got that too!

Join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate Warhammer warrior. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads R Us: Crafting since ’12 years’

12 years, 12 years0, BETRAYAL, Blockheads, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover-ups, Crafting, Deception, dishonesty, exposed secrets, Lies, political scandals, public disgrace, scandalous acts, scandalous affairs, scandalous behavior, scandalous revelations, scandals, shame, shocking scandals, unethical behavior, Years

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve had more scandals in 12 years than a reality TV show! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Want to mine diamonds while riding a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn? We’ve got you covered! – Ever dreamed of building a house out of giant marshmallows that you can actually eat? It’s totally possible here! – Heard of the legendary Creepers that wear top hats and monocles? They’re our server mascots!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

“Blocky Knights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!”/lolzyminecraftarknights

akg, arknights, Arknightslolzyminecraftarknights, blocky, Caster Passenger, CN Content, Defender Penance, Dorothy, Global, Guard Hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, Knights, KR, LEE, Medic Vendela, Medic Whisperain, meets, Minecraft, Sarkaz, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Kafka, Specialist Verdant, Supporter Quercus

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

🤣 Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! 🤪 Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and diamonds galore!

🌟 Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of cows in tuxedos come dancing by, handing out enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! 🐄🍏

🔥 Need a break from all the mining and crafting? How about joining our epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride around on giant chickens as their victory prize? 🐔🏆

🌈 And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted fishing rods that can catch you the rarest fish in the game! 🧜‍♀️🎣

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creeper clowns lurking around every corner! 🤡💥

🔗 Check out our website for more info and redeem codes to unlock even more wacky surprises in-game! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! 🤩🎮

Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies

anger, Bigotry, Bullied, Bullies, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, forever.., Harassment, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, hurtful, injustice, intolerance, LGBTQ, negative emotions, Pain, queers, Revenge, room, Torment, TOXIC, Trash, Trauma, United

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Animals Bred:	59

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!

Crafty Gridman LOLs

A, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime fans, anime opinions, anime recommendations, anime reviews, Anime Series, Crafty, Gridman, Gridman Universe, kaiju, lols, Mecha, SSSS Gridman, studio trigger, tokusatsu, trigger, ULTRAMAN

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Gridman Universe comes to life in Minecraft form. That’s right, you can battle kaiju with your friends, build your own mechs, and even team up with Gridman himself to save the day!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention the giant pizza party every Friday night? It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of adventuring.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the Gridman Universe like never before. Who knows, you might even become the hero of the server and earn your own statue in the Hall of Legends. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!