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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1988 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
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