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  • Wily’s Minecraft Mayhem

    Wily’s Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 3172
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Enchantments Applied: 237 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Wily in Mega Man 7 and 8? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where you can challenge a virtual Wily in a building competition! Show him who’s boss by constructing the most epic fortress and watch as he cowers in fear at your superior building skills.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a virtual Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe made of pure awesomeness. Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to feeling like shit after getting wrecked by Wily. It’s time to unleash your inner Minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

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  • CrashCraft: Where even faggots can rage about their PC crashing!

    CrashCraft: Where even faggots can rage about their PC crashing!
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 2156
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of faggots seething about their crashing PCs and trannies roping because Linux has no software? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome that even Mac users are choosing us over their beloved computers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Poccia Drafted

    Poccia Drafted
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 779
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Crops Grown: 8101
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in fear of being conscripted or jailed for desertion in RuZZia? Well, fear not my friend, because Poccia is the place for you! Our server is a safe haven for all Z-grannies and deserters alike. Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be drafted for is building epic structures and battling creepers. So come on over to Poccia, where the only thing you’ll be deserting is your old boring server. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Incels and Creeper Queens Minecraft Server

    Crafty Incels and Creeper Queens Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 5341
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lonely Incel in the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and watch as the tables turn in this virtual world where women have all the power and adoration from simps. Who knew that mining for diamonds could lead to a whole new level of female empowerment? Join now and see for yourself!

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  • Hypercube: where we mod the mods and then mod them some more!

    Hypercube: where we mod the mods and then mod them some more!
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 6960
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Farms Harvested: 305 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2164 Endless Night Skies: 2

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    Hypercube Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server Launch Date Almost a year ago
    Languages Originally Ukrainian-speaking, now open to international community with English support
    Realms Three realms: “Arcane Engineering”, “Elven Kiss”, and “Cave Adventures”
    Modpacks “Create: Arcane Engineering”, “Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons 2”, “Alex’s Caves”
    Server Location Physically hosted in Finland (Hetzner)
    Launcher Own launcher available, or use any other launcher to connect via IP

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using our launcher or installing modpacks from Curseforge and connecting via IP.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must follow.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Yes, you can invite friends to play on the server as long as they follow the rules.
    Is there any in-game currency or economy? Currently, there is no in-game currency system on the server.
    How do I report an issue on the server? You can report any issues or bugs on our Discord server in the designated channels.

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  • Pixelated Job Fair

    Pixelated Job Fair
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 953
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Farms Harvested: 417
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring server? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to find the most outrageous job opportunities in the blocky world!

    Join us and become a professional chicken wrangler, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through mazes made of lava and cacti. Or maybe you’d prefer to be a professional tree puncher, where you’ll compete in daily tree punching competitions to see who can gather the most wood in the shortest amount of time.

    But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional sheep stylist, where you’ll dye sheep in the most fashionable colors and give them trendy haircuts? Or maybe you’d like to join our exclusive club of underwater basket weavers, where you’ll craft intricate baskets while dodging hostile mobs in the depths of the ocean.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious job opportunities in the Minecraft universe? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

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  • FurryCraft: Where Furries Pounce on You Before You Even Know What Hit You!

    FurryCraft: Where Furries Pounce on You Before You Even Know What Hit You!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 1546
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with furries who only want one thing from you and then ghost you like a creeper in the night? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a furry-free zone! No more awkward encounters with players who only want to “mate” with you and then disappear faster than an Enderman in the shadows.

    Join our server and experience a world where furries are banned for their shady behavior. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without the fear of being harassed by furries looking for a quick fling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all furry creatures, so you can play in peace without worrying about unwanted advances.

    So why wait? Join our furry-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to those pesky sex pests once and for all!

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  • Youtuber Survival Mayhem Pranksters – Super Secret Server Access Only

    Youtuber Survival Mayhem Pranksters – Super Secret Server Access Only
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 5419
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 251 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Crops Grown: 1627 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

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    Minecraft Bedrock YouTuber SMP Server

    Overview:

    A Minecraft Bedrock YouTuber SMP server is being set up for smaller creators who play on the bedrock edition. This server will have specific rules that all players must follow. Interested players can join a discord server and participate in the realm/server once it is set up.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Can I join if I am not a YouTuber? Yes, the server is open to all players who play on bedrock edition and are interested in joining.
    What are the rules for the server? The rules will be provided in the discord server once it is set up. They will include guidelines for behavior, collaboration, and gameplay.
    How do I join the server? Players can join by participating in the discord server and following the instructions provided there for joining the realm/server.
    Will there be any restrictions on content creation? Players are free to create content on their experiences in the server, but must adhere to the rules and guidelines set for the server.

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  • CraftyChick

    CraftyChick
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 6088
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but the usual survival and creative modes? Well, have we got a treat for you!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even a few friendly spiders.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers. 😉

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