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I Love Argies Minecraft SMP

appreciation, argies, Crashing, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, misjudged, misunderstanding, proper time, reconciliation, smp, Surprise, thank you, Timing, timing is critical, timing is crucial, timing is essential, timing is everything, timing is key, unexpected

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are obsessed with argies (whatever those are) and crashing at the most proper times. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve misjudged someone and had them thank you for it. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

advice, clear path, clown world, degenerate culture, finding energy, Happy, low wages, low-trust society, Minecraft, motivated, overcoming adversity, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal decay, Staying Happy, third world invaders, toxic food, unaffordable housing, Weimerica, Western countries, young White men

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	268
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Critique My New Meme Coin Minecraft SMP

Altcoin, Blockchain, Coin, critique, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Evaluation, Fun, humor, Investment, long tail tag, meme, meme coin, meme economy., meme market, Minecraft, new coin, pump and dump, pump.fun, racist, satire, smp, Speculative, TOKEN

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Falling into the Void:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old meme coins that don’t spark joy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the memes have memes. We’ve got a meme coin that’s so outrageous, it’ll make Dogecoin look like a sad little puppy. And guess what? We don’t care if it’s racist, because we’re all about pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just click on the link https://pump.fun/coin/CcYPSX3rVPgxHfpn4AJKoNjZvJDMETADCDxNXR6A and get ready for a meme-tastic time like never before!

Mine Stalker Server

AMK mod, beginner tips, BugTrap, common misconceptions, crash to desktop, FREEZE, Game Mechanics, Gammasissies, good hunting, HUD guide, lockup, Miscellaneous Guide, mod guide, mod reviews, modding, modding basics, Performance Guides, Quickstart Guide, Running STALKER on Linux, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Server, SG, shadow of Chernobyl, Stalker

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	2967	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server where the Gammasissies have modded the game to be so easy, you’ll complete it before you even start! We’ve got BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? No worries, just find your crash log, stalker. And if you can’t find it, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Quickstart Guide, Mod Guide, HUD Guide, Performance Guides, and even Common misconceptions about game mechanics that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just remember – good hunting, stalker. So come on in and let’s have some Minecraft fun that’s crazier than a pack of mutated zombies!

Minecraft SMP: Manson was Based and Tate Deserved It

Based, brutality, Charles Manson, crime, cult leader, cult mentality, DESERVED, Evil, Hollywood, Justice, Manipulation, manson, Manson cult, Manson was based, Minecraft, murder, Sharon Tate, smp, Tate, Tate deserved it, Tragedy, true crime, Twisted, Victims

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a pack of rabid llamas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our spawn town is actually a replica of the infamous Manson Family compound, complete with a rollercoaster that takes you through all the twisted history of the place. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include plenty of hidden traps and puzzles to keep things interesting. So come on, join us and remember: Manson was based and Tate deserved it. Just kidding… or are we? 😉🦙🎢 #JoinUsOrElse

FreakyDragons

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Roleplay Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Economy PvP Skyblock Modded Factions Whitelisted Vanilla Java Bedrock Redstone Farming Building Exploration, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

(18+ | Vulgar Language) Oldschool towny server for people who miss dedicated, Non Pay to Win Servers. Towny, and Towny only.

Support for votifier, Crates. Ranks. an inviting community, and constant, active development.

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BeyondMC

Adventure, bedrock, Bedrock Port, BeyondMC, BeyondMC.net, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, java, Java Version, LifeSteal, lifesteal event, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Real Challenge, server ip, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	4045
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Void Gems Collected:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

$100 LIFESTEAL EVENT – OUT NOW!

Join the server on ANY DEVICE if you’re up for a Real Challenge!

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Server IP: BeyondMC.net – Bedrock Port: 19132

beyondmc.net:19132

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, funny, homosexual tendencies, humor, internet culture, internet humor, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, memes, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, online presence, online tracking, r9k, robocraft, ROBOT, robot behavior, robotic behavior, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga

Anime, Character development, creative decisions, cultural norms, Diversity, fertility, fictional characters, Gender Roles, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Motherhood, narrative choices, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Pregnant Women, rare, representation, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, storytelling, taboo, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4152
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base where pregnant women from anime and manga come to hang out and play Minecraft. Why are they so rare in anime and manga, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re all too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even a few baby creepers along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server

Author, Author’s Mouthpiece, chatterbox, Crafty, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouthpiece, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music every time you mine a block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!