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Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crops Grown:	1083	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Low Expectations Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bigotry, compassion, Diversity, Empathy, Expectations, forgiveness, funny, Human nature, humor, Inclusivity, low expectations, Minecraft, MISTAKES, public embarrassment, relatable, self-deprecation, Server, shit your pants, social norms, societal standards, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Villages Defended:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

/ Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

#youtube, asmr, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, Minecraft, Otis, REFRESH, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, smp, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!

Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ores Mined:	7655	Players Killed by Monsters:	5983
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, ancient history, Ancient Ruins, Archaeological Sites, banter, blocky, cover up, cultural heritage, damaged artifacts, Destruction, former rulers, historical atrocities, historical cover-up, historical destruction, historical evidence, Historical Mysteries, historical preservation, historical vandalism, locals, Minecraft, Revenge, Revenge Attacks, smp, Vandalism

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	536175
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!