size envy – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

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Momma’s Favorite MineCraft

admitting., Birthday, Call, college, Effort, Favorite, keep in touch, love, Marriage, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, moving out, parents, Preoccupied, Proud, relationship, self-centered, self-centered brat, Son, Upset, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family relationships? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the stress of parents who just don’t understand.

Our server is a place where you can build your own virtual family, one that actually listens to you and respects your boundaries. No more awkward birthday reminders or guilt trips about not visiting enough. On our server, you’re the king or queen of your own castle, with no pesky parents telling you what to do.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and create your own perfect paradise, free from family drama and full of endless possibilities. Who needs real parents when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new, drama-free life together!

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LowPoint2High SMP – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Healing Process, inner strength, life lessons, lowest point, LowPoint2High, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, support system

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time I was at my lowest point in life, like I accidentally put my diamond pickaxe in lava and I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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HauntedHospitalHustle

000, 10, abandoned buildings, abandoned hospital, abandoned places, Adventure, creepy, ghost hunting, ghost stories, Haunted, haunted hospital, haunted places, HauntedHospitalHustle, local legend, Mysterious, Paranormal, paranormal activity, Supernatural, thrill-seeking, town folklore, Urban Legends, urban-exploration

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in an abandoned hospital without actually risking your life! We promise it’s not haunted… maybe. But hey, if you join our server, we’ll give you $10,000 every day just for sticking around! Who needs a boring old job when you can make bank by exploring creepy hallways and dodging ghostly apparitions? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our spooky virtual world! Just watch out for the zombie doctors and skeleton nurses… they tend to be a bit… touchy.

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CrimeaCraft: Ukraine Strikes

Conflict, Crimea annexation, CrimeaCraft, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Joint Strike, Military, military operation, occupied Crimea, POLITICAL CRISIS, russia, sanctions, strikes, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united nations, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are fighting it out in a virtual battle for Crimea!!! build ur own base, gather resources, and join the fight for control of the land!! will ukraine reclaim Crimea or will russia hold onto it? only u can decide in this crazy warzone server!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for extra fun!! join now for the ultimate minecraft experience!!!

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CraftyInfluencerCulture

CraftyInfluencerCulture, dark side, Deception, Disinformation, Expertise, false information, harm, health, influencer culture, long tail tags, Misinformation, Politics, Reveal, Social Issues, spread, tags, widespread

come join our minecraft server where we expose the dark side of influencer culture!!! we got deception, harm, and all the drama you could ever want!!! watch as influencers spread fake news about health, politics, and social issues like it’s their job (which it kinda is tbh). join us and be part of the chaos as we reveal the truth behind the lies!!! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and be part of the madness!!!

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Rede Dirt

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Discover a new dimension of fun in Minecraft’s world with RedeDidirt!

Survival & One Block

V 1.21.4

Joga.RedeDirt.com:13208

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Wildhunt SMP

Community, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Friendly, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Wildhunt SMP

WildhuntSMP a friendly pvp/economy server which is also a crossplay server! Come join us today Enjoy!

hkg.mcziehost.fun:9003

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AlphaAnarchy

Accounts, AlphaAnarchy, Anarchy, Bans, DIMENSION, disk space, Dupes, exploits, golden age, Hacks, Land claiming, Map, Minecraft, Moderators, Nether, peak hours, player experience, Plugins, Resets, rules, Server, Vanilla

Server Name	AlphaAnarchy
Version	Beta 1.5_01
Rules	No rules
Map Resets	No map resets
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Map Size	Over 40 gigabytes
Registered Accounts	Over 4000
Peak Players	Average 10 players, all-time peak of nearly 30
Nether	Enabled

FAQ

1. Are there any rules on this server?

No, there are no rules on AlphaAnarchy. Players are free to do whatever they want.

2. Do you have any plugins on the server?

We have minimal plugins to enhance the player experience, but nothing intrusive that impacts gameplay significantly.

3. How long has the server been active?

The server was created on April 29th, 2023, making it over 1.5 years old.

4. How many players can the server support?

During peak hours, we average around 10 players, with an all-time peak of nearly 30 concurrent players.

5. Is the Nether enabled on the server?

Yes, the Nether is enabled on AlphaAnarchy, providing players with an additional dimension to explore and build in.

6. Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?

No, you need to join on version Beta 1.5_01 to access AlphaAnarchy.

7. How can I connect to the server?

You can connect to AlphaAnarchy using the IP address alphaanarchy.org

8. Is there a website or Discord server for AlphaAnarchy?

Yes, you can visit our website at https://www.alphaanarchy.org/ and join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/48e4cupsdQ

Femanon’s Quest 1.20.2

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all armed with laser beams and disco balls!

Build your dream castle and watch it get destroyed by a giant flying taco!

Explore our custom-made dimensions, like the Land of Llamas and the Sea of Slime!

Don’t forget to collect our exclusive rare items, like the enchanted potato and the cursed diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity!

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PresidentialGamer Minecraft SMP

administration, cabinet appointments, constitutional law, Decision making, Diplomacy, domestic policy, Economy, executive branch, executive orders, executive power, foreign relations, Government, leadership, legislation, Minecraft, national security, policy, political change, president, PresidentialGamer, public opinion, smp, Social Issues

OMG guys, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies! When you join, you’ll spawn in a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. And get this, the pigs can fly and the cows can do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll have the chance to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the world. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the King of the Land and get a pet llama that farts rainbows.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy, wacky world! Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of adventure and laughs. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky chickens plotting to take over the world. Let’s do this, gamers! 🦄🍰🐲 #MinecraftMadness

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