Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!
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Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players
Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, VulnerabilityWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.
But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!
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Chad’s Ex Minecraft Server
break up advice, Breakup, Chad, Chads, Closure, Emotional healing, ended relationship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship advice, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, Server, Single life, starting overAre you tired of dealing with Chad’s drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the Chad-related stress behind. Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your troubles and build a new life without any Chads in sight. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are Chad-repellent, so you’ll be safe from any unwanted drama while you’re mining for those precious gems. So come join us and say goodbye to Chad and hello to a new, Chad-free life in our Minecraft world! -
AvalancheSurvivor92
22 years ago, American climber, ANDES, avalanche, AvalancheSurvivor92, body found, buried, discovery, Expedition, extreme sports, frozen, Ice, mountaineer’s remains, mountaineering, peru, Recovery, rescue, search and rescue, south america, Tragedy, tragic accidentyo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got secret treasure buried by an ancient civilization that will make u RICH AF. like, we found the body of an American climber buried by an avalanche 22 years ago in Peru, and he had a map to the treasure tattooed on his buttcheek. true story bro. join now before the government finds out and tries to steal our loot. also, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds. LEGIT. -
“Yeah? No?” Minecraft Server
Agreement, clarification, Communication, Conversation, dialogue, disagreement, Expression, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, no, nuance, response, same sentiment, semantics, sentence ending, Server, Tone, uncertainty, Understanding, yeahHEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS. WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS SPAWNING LIKE CRAZY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH UNICORNS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE LITERAL WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A MAGIC WAND? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL OPENS UP TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING PIGS AND FLYING SHEEP.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! YOLO, AMIRITE?
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Coal2Nuke: 245 Reactor Revamp
#sustainability, advanced nuclear reactors, Assessment, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change mitigation, Coal2Nuke, Conversion, decarbonization goals, energy efficiency, energy infrastructure, energy policy, Energy Transition, environmental impact, feasibility, operational coal power plants, policymakers, power generation, Reactor, renewable energy, Revamp, University of Michigan researchers, UtilitiesYo yo yo, listen up ya’ll! We got dis cray cray Minecraft server dat be like converting coal power plants into nuclear reactors, like whaaaat?! We got dem researchers from University of Michigan droppin’ knowledge bombs on how to save da planet and stuff. Join dis server if you wanna be a nuclear reactor master and help save da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players, so come on and join da fun! Let’s get nuclear up in here, baby! -
Just like regular ice cream but with a sprinkle of chaos! Simply Vanilla – No Hacks, No Map Resets, Semi-Anarchy EU 1.20
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IP simplyvanilla.net Discord Join our Discord Website Visit our Website Map Size 10 TB+ Overview
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
Watch what escaping spawn looks like here.
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!
FAQs
Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?
A: No, hacking is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. We have strict rules against hacking and duping.
Q: Can I escape spawn and build my own base?
A: Yes, you can escape spawn and build your own base. The server allows players to create their own bases, make allies, and conquer other bases.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net. You can also join our Discord community for updates and interaction with other players.
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ParkourProz
ah, apartment, Argument, bags, Destination, Directions, discomfort, door to door service, dropped off, excursions, family, Frustration, full garage, mail room, parking garage, ParkourProz, PRESSURE, sister-in-law, tight spaces, WalkingLooking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate door-to-door service? Look no further than our server! Just like the sister-in-law who drove us around in circles, we’ll make sure you get dropped off right at your destination in the game. No need to struggle with parking or getting lost, we’ve got you covered!Join us for some exciting excursions in the world of Minecraft, where you can navigate through tight spaces and low key panic as you try to find the perfect spot to build your dream castle. Our server is full of surprises and adventures, just like the wild ride we had in that parking garage.
So come on over and experience the thrill of playing on a server that will keep you on your toes, just like trying to park in a crowded garage. Who knew Minecraft could be this exhilarating? Don’t be an AH, join us today!