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KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Living Statues Befriended:	0

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	1636
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!

ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, letting go, moving on, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness exercises, self-forgiveness journey, self-forgiveness practice, self-forgiveness process, shame

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magic Items Found:	6732
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.

CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server

$1.5 billion, $200 million, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarzone, Defense, Deliver, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Military Funding, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, united states, US

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	199	Runes Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!! we got the US delivering $200 million AND $1.5 billion in military aid for Ukraine!! like, who needs diamonds when u got that kinda cash flow, amirite?!

Join now and u can be part of our epic battle against the Ender Dragon, but instead of swords, we’re gonna be armed with tanks and fighter jets thanks to our sick military aid.

Plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get to ride a unicorn into battle. Yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!! So what are u waiting for?! Join now and let’s show that dragon who’s boss!! 🦄💰💣

KosherCraft: Bus Burner & Graffiti Gang

anti-Israel, anti-Semitic, ATTACKED, Burned, Burner, bus, Community, discrimination, Gang, Graffiti, hate crime, incidents, intolerance, investigation, Jewish, KosherCraft, Police, Religious, school bus, SECURITY, Sites, Toronto, Toronto News, Vandalism

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of toronto but in a hilarious way! u can burn school buses and spray anti-israel graffiti everywhere! it’s like real life but FUNNIER! join now for a wild time and see if u can survive the craziness of our server! 😂🔥🇮🇱 #minecraftmadness #torontotrouble

PandemicPunksCraft

aggression, Behavior, compassion, compassion fatigue, Conflict, Cruelty, emotional response, Empathy, Human nature, ISOLATION, Kindness, mental health, Negativity, pandemic, PandemicPunksCraft, Selfishness, social dynamics, societal changes, society, stress, unkindness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring rules? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly! This server is so wild, even the chickens wear sunglasses and drive tiny cars!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride polar bears into battle and build a castle out of diamond blocks! Our community is so lit, we have parties every night with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and zombies are actually professional dancers! Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have this insane Minecraft world at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!