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NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

Block Party Minecraft Server

88007093, BLOCK, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and magical pixies. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Totally doable! And don’t even get us started on our epic roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your Minecraft life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any pants-wetting that may occur while playing on our server.)

> Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

Anon, ANONYMOUS, Chat, Communication, Conversation, Courtesy, Etiquette, Greeting, hello, how do you reply, Interaction, Manners, Message, Minecraft, ONLINE, Protocol, question.., response, smp, Social, text, what are you doing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, ai technology, art, art outsourcing, cheap artist, flawed art, game art, game art creation, game assets, game assets creation, game design, game design challenges, game development, game development process, game graphics, game industry, game production, Lazy, lazy game devs, Minecraft, Server, uncanny art, user feedback

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	9154
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with basic art and lazy developers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with AI-generated art that is so ugly, it’s actually hilarious! Imagine building your dream castle with walls that look like they were drawn by a drunk toddler – that’s the kind of experience we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Our AI art is deeply flawed and will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Spend hours trying to figure out what the heck that blob is supposed to be or why that tree has a face – the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and spend a whole day just trying to find the right prompts for our AI art. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with terrible artwork! And hey, if you get tired of the AI art, you can always learn to draw yourself or hire a cheap artist for 3 bucks. But where’s the fun in that?

So why would you ever want to join a Minecraft server with normal, boring art when you can join ours and experience the insanity of AI-generated masterpieces? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience

ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, confusion, Curious, doubt, Enigma, Enigmatic, Experience, Minecraft, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, perplexed, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, smp, strange, uncertainty, unidentified, unknown

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, griefer, griefer show, Just survival, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Show, survival game, survival gameplay, survival mode, survival server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

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Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server

Beliefs, Christian, Christianity, Church, church attendance, church community, creeper, Evangelicalism, FAITH, gender disparity, gender gap, gender imbalance, Minecraft, Religion, religious affiliation, religious demographics, religious identity, religious participation, Server, spirituality, white evangelicals, Young men, young women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	5226
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner evangelical warrior? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even white evangelicals can’t resist joining. With only 8% of white women identifying as Christian, you know you’re in for a wild ride when you log on. Join now and become part of the craziest virtual crusade you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun online?

Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft

Friends, Friends Girlfriend Relationship Friendship Love Couple Partner Boyfriend Girl Best friend Romance Significant other Dating Companionship Support Trust Loyalty Intimacy Affection Connection, funny, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest drama around – like that time Steve accidentally built a house on top of a creeper spawner and chaos ensued!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.

And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Aporia, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cc, cerberus, Chaos, Crafty, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween theme, Labyrinthos, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, watch party, Wolf’s Den Pier

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4821
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Emeralds Found:	4086	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky fun! Join us for epic events like the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.

Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).

Nosey Minecraft SMP Players

anatomy, animal characteristics, animal kingdom, animal noses, Animals, biggest noses, comparison, Features, Mammals, Minecraft, Nature, nose diversity, nose shape, nose size, nose size comparison, nose structure, nose variations, Nosey, physical traits, Players, SIZE, smp, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a competition to see who has the biggest noses in the game! Join us and show off your sniffer skills as we measure and compare noses of all shapes and sizes. Will you come out on top as the ultimate nose champion?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?

Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!

Forget Me Not Minecraft Server

Accountability, anticipation, Awareness, come, consequences, consequences of actions, day of reckoning, do not forget, fate, forget, future consequences, Inevitable, judgment, mindfulness, Minecraft, Preparation, realization, Reflection, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Warning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	169
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	406	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in Minecraft? Join our server and prepare for the day of reckoning! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will test your skills to the max.

Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot, you will gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

But beware, there is a group of mischievous creepers who have formed a boy band and will serenade you with explosive tunes if you get too close. And don’t even get me started on the giant spiders who have taken up knitting and will trap you in their webs if you’re not careful.

So if you’re brave enough to face the madness and chaos that awaits, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the day of reckoning!