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Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

character profiles, chat client, Drama, Eicon search tool, emotional beats, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, Fluffy, Gang, group forums, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, roleplayers, site advertising, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, webchat

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the true essence of creativity and roleplaying! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and of course, EXTRA BIG TITS!

Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and create the most outrageous characters. From building epic structures to engaging in intense roleplay, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is as kink-filled and depraved as ours? We have more drama than a soap opera and more kinks than you can shake a stick at. So, if you’re looking for a place to let loose and explore your wildest desires, look no further!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mines Excavated:	1719	Falling into the Void:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

age gap, ask me anything, attraction, Boundaries, Child protection, civil discussion, consent, controversial, Ethics, harmful behavior, illegal, Little Girls, mental health, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, PIXEL, playhouse, Psychology, Server, social norms, stigma, taboo, Therapy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5670
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

advice, Blonde hair, blue eyes, campus environment, campus flyers, campus safety, college, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Friend, girl, Haitian migrants, inclusion, Minecraft, Nervous, racial profiling, racial tension, smp, STARING, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, Unsafe, white college girl

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, background check, cancer journey, dorm, freedom, Friends, grown adult, Job, Minecraft, miracle baby, moving out, NICU, Police, psych hospital, remote work, roommates, rules, saving money, Server, State, studio apartment, surgeries, Therapy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

clean up, CleanCraft, Communication, communication breakdown, disability, Dismissive, Divorce, Edition, exhaustion, family dynamics, Frustration, help out, home, independence skills, Loneliness, Mess, Messy, ptsd, SAHD, Therapy, Wife

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

breathing exercises, coping strategies, Crisis Support, CrisisCraft, Diamond, emotional regulation, Exercise, gratitude practice, holistic healing, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, support system, sword, Therapy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5554	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Votes:	6893	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

LoudCarGriefersCraft

annoying noise pollution, attention seeking, disrespectful behavior., disruptive driving, disruptive vehicles, disturbing the neighborhood, disturbing the peace, excessive noise, excessive revving, guys, inconsiderate behavior, irritating drivers, loud exhaust, loud vehicles, LoudCarGriefersCraft, noisy cars, obnoxious drivers, rude motorists, unnecessary attention, unnecessary noise

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	465	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

SaiedCraft2023

authoritarianism, behind bars, candidates, civil liberties, Democracy, Electoral Process, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, MIDDLE EAST, North Africa, opposition, Political Climate, Politics, Presidential election, re-election, saied, SaiedCraft2023, Tunisia, Votes, Voting

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

Blame, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting behavior, gaslighting behavior patterns, gaslighting dynamics, gaslighting effects, gaslighting patterns, gaslighting psychological manipulation., gaslighting relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting tactics, gaslighting victims, gurus, Manipulation, mental health, narcissism, Projection, psychological abuse, shifters, toxic behavior, victim blaming

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

Adventure, Atherosclerosis, Blood lipid levels, CarbFree, Carbohydrate restriction, cardiovascular disease, cholesterol levels, clinical trial, Coronary artery disease, dietary intervention, health outcomes, heart health, high-fat diet, KETO trial, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, LDL cholesterol, lipid profile, low carb diet, metabolic health, nutrition research, vascular health, weight loss

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

FerrumPlay 2.0 – New season! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Discord, discord account, FerrumPlay 2.0, free to play, Freedom of Action, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new season, ONLINE, private server, Server, server description, Survival, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

What is FerrumPlay 2.0? FerrumPlay 2.0 is a free-to-play project aimed at vanilla survival without private parties and unnecessary garbage, where players have complete freedom of action, and the future of the server depends only on them.Private? Yes, although FerrumPlay is a private server, anyone can play on it. To access the server, you must be linked to a Discord account.Additional questions? Contact our Discord server: dsc.gg/ferrumplay

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