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SpankCraft: Where Kids Learn the Hard Way!

Abuse, aggression, Behavior, bullying, child development, children, consequences, culture, discipline, discipline techniques, emotional well being, generation, HARD, Kids, learn, mental health, parenting, Parenting styles, physically disciplining, punishment, society, SpankCraft, Trauma, violence

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in tough love and physical discipline for all players! Join us and toughen up those soft kids who can’t handle a little virtual spanking . Our server is the perfect place to teach kids some real life lessons like resilience, perseverance, and how to handle getting knocked down and getting back up again. Plus, our PvP battles will have you feeling like a warrior in no time! So come on, join us and show those wimpy kids what it means to be a true Minecraft player!

CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move Counts!

battle chess, candidates, CheckmateCraft, Chess, chess community, chess edition, chess forum, Chess General, chess multiplayer, chess online, chess thread, Chess tournaments, chess video games, Counts, lichess, Move, Online Multiplayer, online play, sub edition, Tournaments, video games, Vietnamese basket weaving forum, weekend tournaments

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	9250	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Void Armor Forged:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chess to a whole new level with our Battle Chess edition! Forget boring old chess, here you can literally battle it out on a chess board with your friends.

Join us and become a chess master in our Candidates sub edition, where only the bravest and most strategic players survive. But that’s not all – we also have weekend tournaments where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our team, the Vietnamese Basket Weaving Forum. Why basket weaving, you ask? Well, because on our server, we believe in combining the ancient art of basket weaving with the modern game of chess for the ultimate gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft chess like never before. Join us now and prepare for the craziest chess battles of your life!

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

Blocky Beats: The ‘K-On’ Server

😮, Anime, Band, beats, blocky, Cake, comedy, friendship, Fun, Girls, high school, K-On, Keyboard, keyboard player, KON, Music, Performances, Practice, Rock Music, school life, Server, slice of life, t.., tea

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5200
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about boring old servers, because this one will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you look between the T and O on your keyboard, you’ll unlock a secret portal that will transport you to a world filled with unicorns riding on rainbows and dancing llamas that drop diamonds instead of wool.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that shoots out fireworks every time you mine a block.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a penguin army that will fight by your side as you battle against evil mobs? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of glitter and cupcakes that leads you straight back to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Communication, Connecting, Conversation, counseling, dialogue, discussion, Expressing, expressing emotions, growth, healing, Let’s talk about it, Listening, mental health, relationships, self reflection, sharing, speaking up, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties instead of exploding, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and skeletons wear sunglasses because they’re just too cool for school.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And don’t even get us started on the Glowing Sheep that light up the night sky with their neon wool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

YenDevaluedCraft – Let’s Mine and Devalue the Yen!

Currency, DEVALUATION, Devalue, economic impact, economics, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, global economy, inflation, intervention, Japan, Lets, market, monetary policy, Risk, speculation, strategy, trade war, Trading, yen, YenDevaluedCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have decided to devalue the yen for absolutely no reason at all! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and economic chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to pick up the diamonds, they would turn into stacks of yen! Talk about a twist of fate!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all of your precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – in yen, of course!

Minecraft Madness: Kenji vs Sayu Doxx War

avoiding controversies, community scandals, Controversies, controversy-free, DOXX, doxx war, Drama-free, dramas, e-begging, holo talents, holoEN, holojp, kenji, madness, memed on, millie, Minecraft, niji ARlive, online drama, Sayu, virtual youtubers, vtubing community, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles like kenji vs sayu doxx war and watch as the niji ARlive gets memed on in real time. But that’s not all – we also have Millie e-begging for diamonds and all the crazy shenanigans that happened earlier this year.

Ever wonder how the holo talents keep up with all the drama in the vtubing community? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Watch as they navigate through controversies with ease and avoid drama like pros. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Crafty AF: Vidya Vibes

Crafty, digital art, emotions, Entertainment, escapism, Experience, feel, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Relaxation, Sensory, storytelling, stress relief, Technology, VIBES, video games, vidya, virtual reality

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Villages Defended:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, dancing creepers, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor wearing chickens who will protect you from any pesky mobs that dare to come near you.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creepers: Was It Worth It?

combat readiness, counterfactual analysis, Crafty, CREEPERS, defense budget, destabilization, discriminatory legislation, economic sanctions, Ethnic Minorities, intelligence estimates, NATO expansion, neo-Nazi affiliations, offensive capabilities, paramilitary factions, psychological warfare, Russian defense doctrine, Russian-speaking demographic, strategic buffer zones, suppression, Terror, USA aid, western influence, WORTH..

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with clandestine paramilitary factions with neo-Nazi affiliations (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here), engaging in epic battles and building your own empire!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your building skills. Build your own strategic buffer zones to protect your territory from potential threats (like creepers and zombies) and establish your dominance in the virtual world.

Forget about discriminatory legislation and tensions between ethnic minorities, here you can team up with players from all around the world and work together to achieve greatness. With our punitive economic sanctions (just kidding, we don’t have those), you can trade resources, explore new lands, and conquer dungeons with your fellow adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-world politics when you can have a blast in our virtual world? See you in-game!

SlavicSeductress Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, artificial partners, attractiveness, cultural preferences, dating preferences, fembots, future of relationships, gender dynamics, Gender norms, human emotions, human-robot interaction, love, Minecraft, relationships, romance, Server, Slavic men, SlavicSeductress, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, Technology, technology advancements

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our unbelievable Minecraft server where fembots and slavic men come together in a hilarious love story!

Join us if you want to witness the epic romance between robots and rugged slavic dudes. Our server is filled with mind-blowing adventures and absurd quests that will leave you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build your own outrageous love nest for your fembot and slavic man, complete with funky disco floors and glittery rainbow walls.

So why wait? Come join us on this whacky Minecraft server and discover if fembots truly find slavic men attractive!