Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

Arsenal, Conflict, Crafty, CREW, Defense, humor, international relations, Iranian, Israel, jew, Jews, Keith Woods, LAUGHING, MIDDLE EAST, Missiles, Political, satire, Sissiles, sissy, social media, Telegram, Tension, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos

IndiasBestMinecraftServer

amazing, celebration, Champions, Cricket, EXCITEMENT, historic win, Incredible, India, IndiasBestMinecraftServer, Let’s go, national pride, passionate fans, pride, proud moment, sports, success, team india, triumph, unforgettable moment, Victory, winning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because you’re about to enter a world of pure chaos and hilarity on our server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you dad jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking out dubstep beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let’s fucking go!

FalcomCraft SMP – #1971

Alternate Saga, Development, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, FalcomCraft, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Leaks.., localization, Mods, nordics, Original soundtrack, pre-patched translations, saves, smp, The Legend of Heroes, The Oath in Felghana, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, undub patches, Ys Memoire, Ys vs. Trails in the Sky, Ys X

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got more leaks than a sinking ship and more translations than a UN conference. Preorder our digital exclusive Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- soundtrack and get ready to battle it out in Ys X: Nordics, where the only language spoken is French! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now before the world ends in 49127109134 days!

DadCraft: No Aisle Walk!

Aisle, alcoholism, broken promises, childhood trauma, DadCraft, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, financial pressure, forgiveness, instability, parental roles, parental support, reconciliation, religious beliefs, Therapy, traditional values, unwavering support, walk, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6713	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	927

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate weddings in a whole new way!

Imagine this: instead of your dad walking you down the aisle, you can have a llama in a tuxedo lead the way! That’s right, we offer llama escorts for the bride! Who needs a dad when you have a stylish llama by your side?

But wait, there’s more! If your in-laws are being difficult and threatening to withdraw financial support, we have a solution for that too. Just invite our resident wizard to the wedding and watch as he turns your in-laws into chickens! Problem solved!

So, forget about tradition and embrace the wackiness on our server. Join now for a wedding experience like no other! Who needs a dad when you have llamas and wizards, am I right?

TearjerkerTunesMC SMP

bittersweet ballads, emotional ballads, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreaking melodies, heartrending hits, melancholic tunes, melancholy music, moving melodies, poignant music, sad songs, sentimental tunes, smp, sorrowful songs, soul-stirring songs, tear-inducing tunes, tearful tracks, tearjerker tunes, TearjerkerTunesMC, touching tracks, weepy music

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing that makes you cry is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only thing that will make you cry is the sheer beauty of our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane builds you’ve ever seen.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry (in a good way, of course), then come join us on our server and let the tears of joy flow! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so emotional?

SquareVsRoundCraft

Aesthetics, Analysis, Architecture, comparison, culture, design, Dimensions, Diversity, Earth, Environment, Geometry, Mathematics, objects, Perception, perspective, PHYSICS., round objects, shapes, square objects, SquareVsRoundCraft, Symmetry

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age-old debate of square vs. round objects is finally settled! Join us as we explore the vast world of Minecraft and discover the truth behind this pressing question.

Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to finding the answer to this mind-boggling mystery. We have square pigs, round cows, and even triangular chickens roaming our pixelated landscape. Who knows what other bizarre shapes you’ll encounter on your journey?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure that will reveal the ultimate truth about square vs. round objects. Will you be the one to uncover this ancient secret and claim the title of Shape Master?

So come on, join us on our wacky adventure and let’s settle this debate once and for all! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of shape-shifting surprises?

ReservoirRageCraft

climate change, drinking water, drought, emergency preparedness, environmental impact, extreme weather, Flooding, hydroelectric power, Infrastructure, Irrigation, Major reservoirs, natural disasters, Reliability, ReservoirRageCraft, united states, Vulnerability, water conservation, water management, water resources, Water storage, water supply

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	289
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so, like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own major reservoirs in the united states! but wait, there’s a twist – they’re becoming less reliable and vulnerable to extreme weather! can u handle the challenge?? come join us and see if u can survive the crazy weather and keep ur reservoirs afloat! plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried beneath the reservoirs – will u be the one to find it?? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Phoenix Pepper: The Spicy Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server

chart, Creative Server, Discord, germany, gold farm, iron farm, Minecraft, Network, Pepper, phoenix, Project, raid farm, RAM, Resources, Revamp, ryzen, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shulker farm, skill level, spawn perimeter, spicy, Storage, Testing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Phoenix Minecraft Server

This is a 1.20.4 technical server with Experimental Features for players to have fun and collect resources quickly.

Features	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage

We are currently working on revamping the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm in the future.

Players of any skill level looking to learn are invited to join. We do not accept cracked players or hackers.

Server Specs: 8+GB DDR5 RAM, Ryzen 7 7700X, hosted in Frankfurt, Germany

Discord Link

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, players of any skill level are welcome.
Are cracked players or hackers allowed?	No, we do not accept cracked players or hackers.
What are the server features?	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

Kiara’s Kawaii Minecraft Server

AnimeNYC, art source, Atlanta, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, hololive english, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, jakarta, Kawaii, Kiara streams, Kiaras, Kings Theatre Brooklyn, Korean DO U, Kuala Lampur, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, new york, Pineapple MV, PointofView, Previous thread, Retrospective MV, reunion, Server, Singapore, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, The Great Wanderer MV, wawa, WAWA IN THE BIG APPLE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Wawa in the Big Apple? Well, look no further because our server is like a chimera of epic proportions! We’ve got streams that will make your head spin faster than a Hololive concert in New York!

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to stream all day and night like a Hololive idol on tour. Plus, we’ve got more streaming links than you can shake a pickaxe at!

So come on, join us on this Minecraft journey that’s more epic than a Holotori dance-off! You won’t regret it, unless you don’t like having a blast and laughing your blocky head off. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Funds4MinecraftSMP

4chan ad, advertising, advertising strategy, assets, brand promotion, Budget, Business, Corporation, Digital Marketing, Expenses, Financials, funds, Funds4MinecraftSMP, Investment, Marketing, MONEY, online advertising, Profitability, Revenue, shareholders, stock market, trillion dollar company

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	104
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.

Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!

RoommateRaiders: NoGriefNoThief

aita, Boundaries, college access, Computer, Confrontation, credit information, Damage, expensive, gaming computer, gaming laptop, NoGriefNoThief, Password, passwords, Permission, Personal, personal information, privacy, roommate, RoommateRaiders, SAVED, tough childhood, Xbox

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can play with your friends and also with that random guy who keeps using your expensive laptop without permission? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of wondering if your credit information is safe while also building epic structures with your buddies.

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of danger and excitement in their gaming experience. Who knows, maybe that guy will finally learn his lesson when he accidentally blows up your meticulously crafted castle with a TNT block he found lying around.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories you’ll have to tell afterwards!

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