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CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	163329	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crops Grown:	3356	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	8847
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9224
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	908
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, climate change, curb heat-trapping gases, EcoCrafters, emissions reduction, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, mitigation efforts, Nations, Paying, policies, polluting, Pollution, price, Pump, regulations, renewable energy, researchers, success

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6276
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!