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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8694 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
New Chunks Explored: | 268621 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?