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CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, cocaine, colombia, controversy, CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey, criminal justice, debate, drug policy, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, legalization, Minecraft, Narcotics, petro, Politics, public health, Server, Social Issues, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

OilOCanadaShipstoChina

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, energy resources, Exports, foreign policy, global market, international relations, North America, Oil, OilOCanadaShipstoChina, political tensions, Ships, supply chain, Trade, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	5742	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

Road & Creeper Life

Adventure, city life, cityscape, commuting, creeper, Exploration, Highways, Journey, Life, Lifestyle, Nomad, on the road, on the street, Pavement, Pedestrian, ROAD, Sidewalk, street life, travel, urban culture, urban living, urban-exploration, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Items Found:	5959
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	130	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

VortexCraft – Swirling Fun for Gamers

crowd behavior, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd movement, crowds, densely packed groups, FESTIVAL, Fun, Gamers, Human Behavior, human gatherings, movement, Physicists, preventative strategies, research, researchers, study, Surprising, swirling, swirling patterns, traditional Spanish festival, vortex, vortex patterns, VortexCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Enchantments Applied:	238
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, liek, u know how crowds can be, like, totally boring and stuff? well, not on our server, bro! we got crowds that suck u into a vortex, just like in dat sciencey stuff u learned in skool. u can be part of dis totally wild experience and surprise all da physicists out there. we even got researchers studying da movement of crowds at a traditional Spanish festival, cuz we’re all about dat cultural experience, ya know? u can form swirling vortex patterns with ur new online buddies and be part of something never before documented in human gatherings. it’s like, totally mind-blowing, man. so, join our server and be part of da craziest crowd experience ever. who needs preventative strategies when u got us, amirite?

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Crates, Customization, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Exploration, Fishing, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RAINBOW, Realms, Server, smp, Survival, Unity

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	1438
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional quests	Guided journey with optional quests
Jobs system	Earn in-game currency with rewarding jobs
Economy	Robust economy to fuel ambitions
Fishing rewards	Cast your line for unique fishing rewards
Rankups	Unlock perks with exciting rankups
Crates	Open crates for rare items and level up gameplay

Join us Today:

66.70.164.179:25566

Discord: https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 66.70.164.179:25566

Q: Is the server still in beta testing?

A: Yes, some features may not be fully set up until public release

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, anatomy, awkward, biology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Contraception, Curiosity, education, Exploration, genitalia, Intimacy, MysticCraft, Pleasure, questions, Realms, relationships, reproductive health, safe sex, sex, sexual intercourse, taboo

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Lol, bro, forget about sticking pee pees places! Join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like literally soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And our diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle so bright that they blind the creepers.

Plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to kick some zombie butt.

So, why waste time sticking pee pees where they don’t belong when you can join our epic Minecraft server of insanity and awesomeness?

PurrFectlyMineCraft

advice, affectionate, aita, attachment, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Cuddling, depression, Emotional support, family, litter box, love, mom, pet ownership, Pets, PurrFectlyMineCraft, Sleeping, step dad, Stubborn

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mines Excavated:	1703	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of cat ownership? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of feline companionship! Join us and experience the joy of virtual cat cuddles without any of the cat pee smell – unless, of course, you build a cat pee-themed house, in which case, go wild!

Our server is a safe haven for all cat lovers, where you can build your own virtual cat palace and snuggle up with pixelated kitties all day long. And if you ever feel down, just log on and let our virtual cats purr away your troubles.

So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is the battle for the best cat bed spot! Let’s make Minecraft a purr-fectly meow-tastic place together! 🐱💻🎮

MineHappyLand

Contentment, coping strategies, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner peace, joy, mental health, mindfulness, MineHappyLand, optimism, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positive mindset, resilience, self reflection, self-care, silver linings, strength, world sucks

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of the real world being a total snooze fest? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with some virtual friends.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can unleash your stress by punching trees and mining for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your worries melt away in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to survive the night.

MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5

37.5 hours, Agreement, Economy, employment regulations, european union, Government, job market, labor laws, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, productivity, REFORMS, social policy, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	134313
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	84
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

u know what else u should cut? ur time wastin on other minecraft servers when u could be joinin ours! we got spanish ministers workin for us, cuttin legal workin weeks and makin sure u have more time to play minecraft! come join us and u might even get a chance to meet a real life spanish minister in game! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on our server, maybe u’ll even become besties with a minister and get free diamond armor! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!

FroggyBitternessReceptors-OP

allergen detection, allergens, Animal Behavior, animal biology, bitterness receptors, evolutionary biology, frog biology, FroggyBitternessReceptorsOP, Frogs, Genetic differences, genetic research, human evolution, human health, Northeastern researcher, research findings, sensory perception, sensory systems, taste buds, taste perception, taste receptors, taste sensitivity

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Towns Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

so like, u know how some frogs be havin like, 10 times the amount of bitterness receptors than us humans? it’s like, whoa dude, that’s wild. but get this, on this epic minecraft server, we got frogs that can help u detect allergens in the game! like, they’ll croak louder or something if there’s a dangerous allergen nearby. it’s like having your own little allergy detector buddy in the game, how cool is that? join our server for some ribbiting adventures and maybe even learn a thing or two about froggy science along the way! 🐸🔬 #ribbitingminecraftfun