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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9662 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 165 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 203 |
Join us if you dare to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or try your luck against the Ender Dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a challenge like no other, this is the place for you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can survive long enough, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword, capable of one-shotting any mob in the game. Or maybe you’ll discover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on day 275 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH, anything goes!