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Borderlands Minecraft Server

borderlands, borders, long tail tags, Minecraft, oid, Old, old world, old worldoid borders, Server, world, worldoid

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4345	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mines Excavated:	1589
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of living in the same old boring world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the borders are so old, they make ancient ruins look like yesterday’s news! Explore lands that haven’t been touched by a pickaxe in centuries and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, a mythical creature that roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocky Yeti and claim its enchanted blocks for yourself, but beware, it’s not your average snowman!

Join us on our server and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and more explosions than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DroneBreaker Minecraft Server

Aerial Photography, aerial surveillance, civil liberties, data collection, digital images, drone operators, drone photography, drone regulations, drone technology, DroneBreaker, Drones, image analysis, image processing, innovation, military drones, Minecraft, privacy, remote sensing, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and witness the chaos that ensued when a group of mischievous drones broke free and started wreaking havoc on our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve turned it into a fun mini-game where you have to dodge the drones while building your epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally). So come on over and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

SisGoneMidnightCraft

dehydration, different country, family, family drama, favorite vase, Florida, guest bed, Hospital, Hosting, Hotel, house cameras, Irreplaceable, kids behavior, late grandma, little monsters, overheated, puppy, SisGoneMidnightCraft, tourist attractions, vacation, vet

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	628	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s kids? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of having your favorite vase smashed by virtual puppies! Our server is so intense, even your mom will be disappointed in you for not joining sooner. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and unleash your inner monster! #PuppyVsVase #FamilyDramaGalore #MinecraftMadness

CraftyMC – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyMC, creativity, efficiency, habits, Hacks, hacks for success, innovation, life hacks, Life skills, Minecraft, motivation, organization, personal development, problem solving, productivity, Routines, self improvement, Server, success, Time management, Tips, Tricks, Ultimate

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	New Chunks Explored:	41617
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode and basic building options? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun and excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he loves to challenge newcomers to epic dance-offs. Plus, our secret underground disco party is the talk of the block.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft community? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBreakups

BlockyBreakups, Breakup, breakup advice, breakup conversations, breakup counseling, breakup quotes, breakup recovery, breakup regrets, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup therapy, Closure, emotional pain, ex-partner, healing after breakup, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, moving on, relationships, worst breakup lines

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Star Shards Collected:	174	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Are you tired of boring old breakup drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive breakups, drama llama showdowns, and epic battles over who gets to keep the virtual pet cat. Our server is so intense, you’ll be saying things like “I’m breaking up with you because you built a house out of dirt blocks” or “I can’t be with someone who mines diamonds with a wooden pickaxe.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced breakup drama like this before. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

MarsCraft: The Return

Astronauts, dw, ESA, Human Behavior, international collaboration., isolation study, Mars habitat, Mars mission, Mars simulation project, MarsCraft, mental health, NASA, Psychology, research, RETURN, scientific experiment, scientists, simulation, space exploration, Space Travel, teamwork, Technology

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	2201	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Farms Harvested:	807	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

so, like, u know how scientists are all smart and stuff? well, these crazy dudes decided to spend a whole year pretending they were on mars. like, what even? but now they’re back and they wanna play minecraft with us! join our server and experience the out-of-this-world builds they’ve created. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else. plus, they have secret alien technology that lets you mine diamonds with just one click. no more digging for hours, just click and boom, diamonds galore! so come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the galaxy. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

The Not-So-Perfect SMP: A Dysfunctional Adventure in Java 1.21 with a Hermitcraft twist!

Adventure, armor stands, authentic, Datapacks, Discord-based, Dysfunctional, Events, Exploration, external events, Farms, hermitcraft, java, landscapes, Mature, NotSoPerfect, Performance, player heads, Plugins, Redstone, smp, suggestion, Survival, TALENTED, Thriving Community, Twist, Vanilla, Vibrant Community

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Votes:	5026	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4546	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Minimum Age	15+
Application Process	Required

Join the Perfectum SMP Today!

Join our server for a unique and authentic survival experience with a welcoming community.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

A: To join, you must submit an application through our Discord server or the official website. Our team reviews applications within a week.

Q: What type of players is the Perfectum SMP server best suited for?

A: The server is best suited for skilled and unique players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc. We welcome experienced Minecraft enthusiasts.

Q: What features can I expect on the Perfectum SMP server?

A: The server includes dedicated moderators, a carefully selected server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community of over 300 members.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the Perfectum SMP server?

A: Yes, the server is suitable for players aged 15 and above.

Q: Where can I find more information about the Perfectum SMP server?

A: Visit our Discord server or official website for more information and to start your adventure with us!

Discord Server | Server Website

MineFlip Minecraft Server

balance, calmness, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Flip, flips, inner peace, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, MineFlip, obtains tranquility, Peace, positive mindset, Relaxation, self reflection, self-care, Serenity, Server, stress relief, Tranquility, yoga

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2580	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can flip your way to victory! We have special flipping challenges where you can show off your skills and become the ultimate flip master. Plus, if you join now, you’ll obtain tranquility like never before. Our server is rumored to have magical powers that bring peace and harmony to all who play on it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start flipping your way to a zen-like state of mind!

UkraineWarZone Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Africa, biden, brics, Coups, debate, EU, France, G7, international relations, iraq, libya, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, russia, Server, switzerland, Syria, trump, uk, Ukraine, UkraineWarZone, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of the real world going to sh*t? Come join our Minecraft server where none of that matters! After surviving Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, and Syria fiascos, you deserve a break. And let’s not forget about those African coups – yikes! But fear not, on our server, you can escape all that madness.

With EU governments in the UK and France collapsing, it’s time to find a new home. And don’t even get us started on the BRICS growing and G7 losing importance – what a mess! Switzerland failed peace talks? Not on our server! Here, we only have peace and tranquility.

And who could forget the Biden Trump debate? Ugh, what a nightmare. But on our server, you can create your own debates – like who has the best pixel art or who can build the coolest castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all the real-world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

GrannyGriefer420

Asian culture, communication breakdown, Confrontation, Cultural differences, difficult in-laws, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family drama, family dynamics, family interference, generational conflicts, GrannyGriefer420, mental health, reconsideration, regret, relationship problems, traditional values, wedding budget, wedding cancellation, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3193
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws and drama on your wedding day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a stress-free and drama-free experience where you can build your dream wedding without any interference from selfish grandmas or fainting mothers-in-law.

On our server, you can design your perfect wedding dress without anyone telling you to buy a cheaper one. Plus, with our virtual budget, you can afford to invite as many guests as you want without breaking the bank. And if any unwanted family members try to meddle in your plans, you can simply block them from your virtual world!

So why settle for real-life chaos when you can escape to our Minecraft server and create the wedding of your dreams? Join us now and say goodbye to crazy in-laws and hello to a happily ever after in the world of blocks and pixels!