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GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	152	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Potions Brewed:	46	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, active members, Chunk Backups, Community Focused, CrabCraft, Craft, Creatures, discord server, HermitCraft gameplay, Join, Message, Minecraft passion, Resist, Safe Environment, sea, SEASON 2, Survival, Thriving Community, urge, Vanilla, vanilla feel, vanilla perfection, voice chat, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body image, clothing, Confidence, dressing well, fashion, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion inspiration, fashion sense, Fashion tips, fashion trends, FashionCraft, feeling good, looks good while dressed, looks like this naked, Minecraft, Outfit, personal style, self esteem, Server, Style, Wardrobe

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

#venting, anger, blocktopia, breathes in, Breathing, emotional, exaggerated, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated reaction, expressive, Frustration, INTENSE, loud, Minecraft, Outburst, overreacting, Pump, rant, Release, scam, Server, stress, Yelling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just make you yawn? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you scream with excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly pumping adrenaline as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles. Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, or should I say, on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your sanity. You’ll be screaming “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” as you try to survive and thrive in our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember to breathe…if you can.

PatriotCraft: A-50 Takedown

A-50 radar plane, A50, aerial warfare, air defense system, defense technology, downing, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, international relations, January, military capabilities, military conflict, military defense, missile defense system, patriot missile, PatriotCraft, radar technology, russia, security measures, takedown, Ukraine, US

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down valuable radar planes with patriot missiles just like Ukraine did to Russia in January! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

UnseenAndUnemployedCraft

Assumptions, catching up, Communication, Courtesy, employed, family, Friends, Life Changes, MARRIED, never assume, Pregnant, reconnecting, relationships, reunion, social etiquette, Status, Surprises, UnseenAndUnemployedCraft, Updates, work

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ores Mined:	5867	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding!

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at ur enemies! u can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not?

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u will automatically become a millionaire in real life? that’s right, just by playing minecraft on our server, u will become so rich that u can buy ur own private island and retire early!

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! who knows, maybe u will even meet herobrine and become best friends!

AutonomyCraft: No Unwanted Help, Just Fun!

affective rumination, Autonomy, AutonomyCraft, competence, Coworkers, employee study, Frustration, Fun, interpersonal relationships, job satisfaction, Mental well-being, peer support, professional boundaries, psychological detachment, Stress Management, supervisors, teamwork, unwanted, unwanted help, work performance, work-life balance, work-related stress, workplace dynamics

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7085	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

so, like, have you ever been playing Minecraft and you just need to do your own thing, but then your friends keep trying to help you and it’s, like, so annoying? well, on this server, we totally get that! we won’t bug you with unwanted help, because we know that can lead to major frustration.

and get this – if you join our server, you’ll actually have less stress after playing! like, how crazy is that? you can just chill and do your own thing without worrying about people bugging you.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be your own boss and not have to deal with annoying helpers. trust us, your mental health will thank you for it!