New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Siobhan Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7934
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Farms Harvested: 722 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 61

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Future Minecraft SMP

    Future Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9480
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Enchantments Applied: 64
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Dragons Tamed: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

    Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 4668
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Loki-sama celebrating 30K subscribers by drinking beer and reading marshmallows? Look no further than our server! We’ve got original songs like “Playing Favourites” and “AposTASTY” that will make you question reality. Plus, we have covers of “Identity” that will blow your mind!

    Join us and play games like Rust, GTA, and Armored Core 6 with Pico-chan and Yuu. And don’t forget about our break-taking Memory who will be back at the end of the month to bring even more chaos to the server.

    With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 6872
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7825
    Runes Activated: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick. From building towering castles to fighting off hordes of zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free imaginary harmony potion, a fire nihility sword, and a code for unlimited diamond armor. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with our awesome community of players who are always up for a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server

    Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 2676
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1706 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mines Excavated: 4666
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

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    Terra A is a classic survival server where you can feel the very atmosphere of the old Minecraft. We do not have wipes or donations, but we will be grateful for financial support of the server in a small amount. We recommend visiting our website and registering on it, as well as joining the discord server. Our server is rebooted daily to ensure stable operation. Waiting for you!

    157.90.3.16:40000

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Life or Death Minecraft Server

    Life or Death Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 9179
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

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    Tired of being attacked by creepers, skeletons, and zombies every time you step outside in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We promise that every random encounter will be a peaceful interaction with adorable bunnies and friendly villagers. Say goodbye to constantly fighting for your life and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be battling is your uncontrollable laughter at the antics of our quirky NPCs. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP

    Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 578
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0

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    Join our Minecraft SMP where we believe that an unused RAM is wasted RAM! Why settle for just playing on any old server when you could be experiencing the ultimate Minecraft adventure with us? Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring to the table.

    We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gay Pride Minecraft Server

    Gay Pride Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 8722
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where liking other men is not just accepted, it’s practically mandatory! Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build fabulous rainbow-colored houses and mine for diamonds with your fellow fabulous players?

    But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GF Goals Minecraft SMP

    GF Goals Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 4667
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

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    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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