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The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT, Base incidents, Broken Frontline, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Dark Area, Detailed Tier list, Directional Arrest, Eugenics, Event Arrest, Fated Pursuit, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Minecraft, miner, Nasty, New Event, No Gangs Land, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Roaring Wasteland, Routine Arrest, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Timeless Solitude, tlm, ZONE-04

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2449	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Fated Pursuit, Flora Unfurl, Fulminating Thunderstorm, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Rain Burst, secret societies, Server, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, Tier List

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic events like the [Rain Burst] and [Flora Unfurl] where you can unleash your inner nature warrior.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the [Fulminating Thunderstorm] event where you can literally control the weather in the game? Or maybe you’re feeling a bit more adventurous and want to join the [Fated Pursuit] directional arrest – who knows where it will take you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have insane training phases like the [Mania Training] Phase 7 where you can level up like never before. Plus, our detailed tier list will help you dominate the game like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary player in the Minecraft world. And remember, if you’re not part of our secret society, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Lost in Blocks – Minecraft SMP /ptng/ #139

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Embers of Long Night, Eugenics, Faded Pursuit, Glimmer in the Shadows, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Nasty, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Tier List

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and activities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for the [Embers of Long Night] event where you’ll have to survive against hordes of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Or how about the [Glimmer in the Shadows] arrest event where you’ll have to outsmart the sneaky Endermen trying to steal all your diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the [Faded Pursuit] directional arrest and try to catch the elusive creeper who’s been causing chaos in the village. And don’t forget about the [Mania Training] phase 7 where you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with exploding TNT blocks!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret societies lurking in the shadows (/ptng/ in sig when applying). And don’t forget to redeem the secret codes (sɓu!ʇʇǝs ʇunoɔɔⱯ u! ɯǝǝpǝꓤ)sǝpoꓛ for some extra surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

LOLcraft – The Land of Llamas and Laughs #1

Base incidents, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Eugenics, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Land, laughs, Llamas, LolCraft, Mania Training, Nasty, Ode to Sun, Path to Nowhere, ptng, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, Stamina efficiency, Tier List

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and guides? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic event ever, the Ode to Sun, where you can battle against the forces of darkness and win fabulous prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most intense Mania Training phase that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?

And don’t even get us started on our detailed tier list, crimebrand priority, and hypercube income strategies. You’ll be a Minecraft master in no time with all the insider tips and tricks we have to offer.

Plus, if you join our secret society, you’ll unlock a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Lost in Pixels – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, Base incidents, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Eternal Nightmare, Eugenics, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Nasty, Path to Nowhere, pixels, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, Stamina efficiency, Tier List, Timeless Solitude, Ultimate

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	57
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for our latest event, the “Eternal Nightmare,” where you’ll have to battle creepy creatures and solve mind-bending puzzles to escape! But that’s not all, we also have the “Timeless Solitude” event where you’ll be trapped in a dimension where time stands still – good luck getting out of that one!

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have gone crazy! Rumor has it that the zombies have started breakdancing and the creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these absurd antics firsthand!

But wait, there’s more! We have a detailed tier list to help you navigate the madness, crimebrand priority guides to maximize your resources, and even a secret society called NAsty where members plot outrageous pranks on each other.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3539

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Votes:	6528	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child development, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DaddyDistracted, distractions, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, postpartum depression, Prioritizing, Server, stress, Support, Technology, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7395	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ores Mined:	6151	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Potions Brewed:	146	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

building trust, childhood trauma, Communication, consequences, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, moving forward, NoGoldenChild, parenting, past mistakes, personal responsibility, Resentment, second chances, self improvement, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnafu, Therapy, tough love, troubled teen, trust issues

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!

Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

AVOID, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, Dangerous, don’t mess with, dont, Experience, hard lessons, heed warnings, learn from mistakes, lessons learned, Mess, Minecraft, not to be trifled with, past mistakes, proceed with caution, respect boundaries, Risky, Server, stay away, tough experiences, tread lightly, wisdom

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Farms Harvested:	307	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!