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Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4366
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Star Shards Collected:	265

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	5931	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	6793

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!