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MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Ores Mined:	3539	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	6322
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	137
Farms Harvested:	205	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	4306	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Emeralds Found:	7684
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7134	Dimension Hops:	7

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	608211
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!