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BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	950766
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crops Grown:	9337	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	27
Animals Bred:	125	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!