NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6687	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	56
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Votes:	8739	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	6990
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Votes:	3539
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Enchantments Applied:	203
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Votes:	496
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

TripTreats4Kids

blended family, child support, class trip, co parenting, equal treatment, family dynamics, family unity, financial responsibility, half siblings, interactive museum, parallel parenting, parenting conflict, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, school activities, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepchildren, stepcousins, stepfamily dynamics, TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

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