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Sea gate hate thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crops Grown:	3971
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of your hard drive dying on you every three years like clockwork? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, even our hard drives have unlimited lives! Join us and never worry about losing your precious data again – unless a creeper blows it up, of course. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on ancient hard drive burial grounds, giving your data extra protection against any digital demons that may try to corrupt it. So come join us and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Love Gym Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8848	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find love in the gym! That’s right, our virtual gym is the perfect place to work on your gains and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a protein shake? Join now and see if you can squat your way into someone’s heart!

First Defensive Operation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Our first defensive operation was a total success, thanks to our elite team of players who took down the enemy with ease. Turns out, the Germans sent a mixed force of reconnaissance units and convicts supervised by Feldgendarmerie – talk about a wild mix! It was like shooting turkeys in a barrel, but don’t worry, we promise our battles are a lot more challenging than that. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows, you might even come across some convicts trying to take over the server – but don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

🎨ReallyWorld🎨 Minecraft server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Emeralds Found:	654	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	194	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5457	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

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Miko’s No Attack Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Miko and Cover. Miko, the almighty ruler of this server, once warned all players not to attack Cover, a seemingly harmless sheep wandering around. But of course, someone didn’t listen and all hell broke loose! Cover turned out to be a secret boss in disguise, unleashing a horde of angry sheep minions to seek revenge on the disobedient player. It was a battle of epic proportions, with explosions, flying sheep, and lots of confusion. So if you want to experience the thrill of unpredictable events like this, join our server now and see what other wacky adventures await you! Just remember, don’t mess with Cover.

SlopCraft – Minecraft SMP: AI Slop and Image Generation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Votes:	9876	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have a special Horny Genie Edition for all you naughty players out there! Join us for a fapping-focused adventure like no other, where you can plap to AI perfection with our advanced AI technology.

Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – all coming together for some wild and crazy fun. No limits here, just make sure to follow the site rules and use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Join our server and dive into a world of AI slop like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical genie who grants your wildest wishes (wink wink).

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our Minecraft SMP server and let the insanity begin. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you in our Horny Genie Edition world!

Crafty Canine Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you ready to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure? Join our server and create your own character with a default appearance that will make all the other players jealous. Choose from being a MaleShep, Earthborn, War Hero, or Soldier – each with their own unique abilities and skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can defeat. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero in your own Minecraft story. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Dragon slayer!

Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Crafty Dixie Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unexpected plot twists since a soap opera on steroids! 🎭 Join us and become the first player to be elected president of our virtual world since the Great Creeper War! 🇺🇸 But watch out, because just like in real life, alliances can shift faster than a pig running from a zombie horde! 🐷🧟‍♂️

And get this, our server is so crazy that you might just find yourself handing over control of your diamond empire to a group of sneaky villagers! 🤯 Who needs power when you can have a bunch of tiny, trading maniacs calling the shots? 💎👹 So come on down and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! 🎢 Just remember, in this world, anything can happen…even if it’s totally bonkers! 🤪🌈

Boomer Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	270	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being a rentoid like this poor Amerimutt boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual currency, you’ll forget about your real-life financial struggles. With our insane in-game economy, you’ll be able to buy a virtual mansion in no time and retire in style. Who needs a retirement account when you have diamond blocks, am I right? So come join us and start living the virtual high life today!