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Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

base, Brain, contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, health implications, human health, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Minecraft, nose, nose tissue, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution research, research, scientific discovery, study, tissue

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

LSBLISS

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Emeralds Found:	9649	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	7808
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to LSBliss Network!

Dive into a world where adventure meets serenity with our unique blend of Lifesteal, Skyblock, and Blissful gameplay. On LSBliss Network, we combine the thrill of Lifesteal—a game mode where every battle enhances your survival chances—with the creative freedom of Skyblock, letting you build your ultimate floating paradise from scratch.

Experience the ultimate balance between intense PvP action and peaceful island crafting. In Lifesteal mode, every combat encounter makes your island life more rewarding, while Skyblock gives you the tools to create your dream world in the sky. Our Blissful environment ensures that every moment is enjoyable, with a focus on community and fun.

Join us and discover the perfect mix of challenge and relaxation in a server where your adventure never stops and your creativity knows no bounds. Welcome to LSBliss Network—where every day is a new journey!

play.lsbliss.net:25574

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

runaet.aleforge.net:25624

Noobville Minecraft Server

budgeting, building capital, cheap living, cost of living, expat life, expatriate lifestyle, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial management, Financial Stability, frugal living, International living, investing, living abroad, long-term planning, Minecraft, noobville, overseas living, retirement planning, saving money, Server, wealth building

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Anime Research Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime episodes, anime fandom, anime first time, anime genre, anime history, anime plot, anime recommendations, anime research, anime reviews, Anime Series, anime watching, first time, Minecraft, research, smp, watch, watch anime

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a strict rule that you must research an anime before joining. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if watching anime can improve your mining skills! Trust us, it’s totally legit. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in anime quotes. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

HairCraftersUnited

African descent, beauty standards, Boundaries, children’s hair, Communication, cultural identity, curly hair, discrimination, family dynamics, hair care, HairCraftersUnited, Hairdresser, healthy hair, Natural hair, parent-teacher conference, parenting, racial stereotypes, Respect, School, self esteem, societal expectations

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all hair types and colors – even if they’re pixelated! Join us and show off your amazing curly hair just like our twins in-game.

🤪 Need a break from real-life drama like parent-teacher conferences gone wrong? Escape to our server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who built the best pixel art house.

😜 And don’t worry, there’s no need to straighten your virtual hair here – we celebrate all hairstyles, whether they’re blocky, pixelated, or just plain crazy! So come join us and let your hair down (literally, if you’re wearing a Minecraft wig).

🤩 Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? So leave the arguments and locked doors behind, and come build, mine, and explore with us! And remember, the only thing getting straightened here is the path to the End Portal. 😉

CrazyCrafted SMP: Wut’s Ur Wildest?

astounding incidents, bizarre occurrences, Craziest, crazy experiences, CrazyCrafted, extraordinary events, jaw-dropping stories, mind blowing moments, odd occurrences, outlandish situations, peculiar happenings, smp, strange incidents, surreal experiences, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable stories, unexpected events, unusual happenings, wacky situations, weird encounters, wild adventures, WILDEST, Wuts

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	9857
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have plenty of crazy stories to tell! Like that one time when a group of creepers formed a dance troupe and performed a synchronized explosion routine. Or when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers. So if you’re looking for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

Secrets, Share, SickFree, squad

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!

BalticBlockParty

air defence, Alliance, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, cooperation, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Eastern flank, European, joint effort, LATVIA, Military, nato, Poland, Protection, regional security, Romania, SECURITY, solidarity, threat

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ores Mined:	694	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Potions Brewed:	119

so, like, u know how Poland, Latvia, and Romania are all, like, freaking out about needing more air defence on NATO’s eastern flank? well, guess what, we got the solution! come join our EPIC Minecraft server and help us build the most INSANE air defence system ever seen in the virtual world! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where the bad guys are actually fluffy bunnies! join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, JOIN US!

Mystery Blood Group Server

antigens, Blood, blood group, Breakthrough, classification, discovery, donation, genetics, group, health, hematology, Identification, Laboratory, Medical, Mystery, new, rare, red blood cells, research, scientists, Server, study, Transfusion

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Animals Bred:	128	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKIN’ ABOUT IT?! WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW BLOOD GROUP AFTER A 50-YEAR MYSTERY ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, BUILD INSANE STRUCTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! ONLY THE TRUEST OF GAMERS CAN FIND IT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR?! JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS!