| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4355 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9579 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3562 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 3190 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!
Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?
Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9405 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1167 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.
From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2028 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5527 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 7346 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3808 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.
plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?
so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 324 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8112 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.
Features:
Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!
Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink
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