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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6222 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 144 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.
But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
