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Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Runes Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	71	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	358096
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	3490
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	5369
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	62

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	255
Towns Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

Attack, battle, Bridge.., Claims, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Damage, Destroyed, Destruction, Government, Infrastructure, international news, investigation, key bridge, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, ReBuilding, SECURITY, Transportation, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!