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Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Villages Defended:	17	Buildings Constructed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	4897
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Enchantments Applied:	256
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
New Chunks Explored:	262587	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Emeralds Found:	3274	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
New Chunks Explored:	820127	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1211

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	2897
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	82
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Divine Spears Created:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Crops Grown:	2601
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!