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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2313 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2953 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
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